When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Defender {T}: Exchange target opponent's life total with this creature's toughness.

{2}, {T}: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Descend 4 — As long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.

Kicker {3}{B} (You may pay an additional {3}{B} as you cast this spell.) Flying, lifelink If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, each opponent discards a card. II — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. III — Target opponent may sacrifice a nonland, nontoken permanent of their choice. If they don't, they lose 2 life and you draw a card.

+1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Mill two cards. −3: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. −7: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.

{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Attacking Vampires you control have deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage they deal to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by those creatures also causes their controller to gain that much life.) Whenever a Vampire you control dies, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature.

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Flying, trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

When Meathook Massacre II enters, each player sacrifices X creatures of their choice. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don't, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.

Destroy target creature.

Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice other than enchanted creature. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment. Flying, trample When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken enchantment of their choice, then sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Flying Whenever one or more other creatures die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.

At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target Vampire you control.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+1, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types. You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 3 life and discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs.

{T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Deathtouch This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn.

Kicker—Pay 3 life. (You may pay 3 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Delirium — {2}{B}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying, trample As this creature enters, choose another creature you control. The chosen creature gets +3/+3 and has flying. When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the chosen creature.

Each opponent discards two cards. If you control a Vampire, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Flying When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, each opponent discards a card.

Delirium — Choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose one or more instead. • Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Each opponent discards two cards. • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Target opponent discards two cards, mills a card, and loses 1 life. You gain 1 life. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Lifelink Delirium — At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent may sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. Then this creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent who didn't sacrifice a permanent or discard a card this way.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

({T}: Add {B}.)