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King of the Retards
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Est deck cost: $123.85
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Commander

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Zilortha, Strength Incarnate

Trample Lethal damage dealt to creatures you control is determined by their power rather than their toughness.

Creature
Zilortha, Strength Incarnate (iko) 275

Commander

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Instant

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Arcbond

Choose target creature. Whenever that creature is dealt damage this turn, it deals that much damage to each other creature and each player.

Instant
Arcbond (frf) 91
Barrier Breach

Exile up to three target enchantments. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Barrier Breach (iko) 145
Blazing Crescendo

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Instant
Blazing Crescendo (one) 123
Blazing Shoal

You may exile a red card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Instant
Blazing Shoal (plst) BOK-96
Breath Weapon

Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.

Instant
Breath Weapon (clb) 165
Brute Strength

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Instant
Brute Strength (j25) 528
Bulk Up

Double target creature's power until end of turn. Flashback {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Bulk Up (fdn) 80
Chandra's Fury

Chandra's Fury deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Instant
Chandra's Fury (ori) 136
Collision

Instant
Collision // Colossus (rna) 223
Colossal Might

Target creature gets +4/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant
Colossal Might (cmd) 190
Fling

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Instant
Fling (j25) 553
Pit Fight

Target creature you control fights another target creature. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant
Pit Fight (clu) 202
Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Prizefight (snc) 154
Setessan Tactics

Strive — This spell costs {G} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Until end of turn, any number of target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain "{T}: This creature fights another target creature."

Instant
Setessan Tactics (jou) 140
Starstorm

Starstorm deals X damage to each creature. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Starstorm (blc) 203
Tamiyo's Safekeeping

Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Tamiyo's Safekeeping (neo) 211
Wrap in Vigor

Regenerate each creature you control.

Instant
Wrap in Vigor (plst) FUT-141

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Artifact

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Basilisk Collar

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Basilisk Collar (dsc) 241
Pariah's Shield

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip {3}

Artifact
Pariah's Shield (rvr) 264
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (moc) 381

Artifact

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Land

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Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dft) 290
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dft) 288
Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (dsc) 289
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (drc) 179

Land

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Creature

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Anzrag, the Quake-Mole

Whenever Anzrag becomes blocked, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. {3}{R}{R}{G}{G}: Anzrag must be blocked each combat this turn if able.

Creature
Anzrag, the Quake-Mole (mkm) 186
Ball Lightning

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Creature
Ball Lightning (fdn) 618
Brash Taunter

Indestructible Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent. {2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Creature
Brash Taunter (dsc) 161
Chandra's Incinerator

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total amount of noncombat damage dealt to your opponents this turn. Trample Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, this creature deals that much damage to target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

Creature
Chandra's Incinerator (m21) 136
Coalhauler Swine

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to each player.

Creature
Coalhauler Swine (j22) 516
Donna Noble

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) Whenever Donna Noble or a creature it's paired with is dealt damage, Donna Noble deals that much damage to target opponent. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Creature
Donna Noble (who) 82
Gemrazer

Mutate {1}{G}{G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Reach, trample Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Creature
Gemrazer (iko) 376
Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma

Creature spells you cast with power 4 or greater cost {2} less to cast. Whenever Goreclaw attacks, each creature you control with power 4 or greater gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature
Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma (blc) 222
Green Dragon

Flying Poison Breath — When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.

Creature
Green Dragon (afr) 186
Harbinger of the Hunt

Flying {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying. {2}{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each other creature with flying.

Creature
Harbinger of the Hunt (scd) 230
Hunted Troll

When this creature enters, target opponent creates four 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying. {G}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Hunted Troll (plst) C13-150
Inferno Hellion

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) At the beginning of each end step, if this creature attacked or blocked this turn, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Creature
Inferno Hellion (jmp) 337
Inferno of the Star Mounts

This spell can't be countered. Flying, haste {R}: Inferno of the Star Mounts gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When its power becomes 20 this way, it deals 20 damage to any target.

Creature
Inferno of the Star Mounts (afr) 151
Inferno Titan

{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

Creature
Inferno Titan (blc) 198
Living Inferno

{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of target creatures. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to this creature.

Creature
Living Inferno (gpt) 69
Port Razer

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. This creature can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn.

Creature
Port Razer (lcc) 230
Quakestrider Ceratops

Creature
Quakestrider Ceratops (fdn) 110
Quartzwood Crasher

Trample Whenever one or more creatures you control with trample deal combat damage to a player, create an X/X green Dinosaur Beast creature token with trample, where X is the amount of damage those creatures dealt to that player.

Creature
Quartzwood Crasher (lcc) 281
Ranging Raptors

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature
Ranging Raptors (lcc) 249
Ripjaw Raptor

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw a card.

Creature
Ripjaw Raptor (lcc) 253
Silverclad Ferocidons

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

Creature
Silverclad Ferocidons (rix) 115
Stuffy Doll

Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.

Creature Artifact
Stuffy Doll (clb) 875
Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients

Enrage — Whenever Vrondiss is dealt damage, you may create a 5/4 red and green Dragon Spirit creature token with "When this token deals damage, sacrifice it." Whenever you roll one or more dice, you may have Vrondiss deal 1 damage to itself.

Creature
Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients (afc) 4

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Sorcery

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (drc) 101
Blood Feud

Target creature fights another target creature. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery
Blood Feud (j25) 130
Chandra's Ignition

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.

Sorcery
Chandra's Ignition (lcc) 220
Ent's Fury

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if its power is 4 or greater. Then that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and fights target creature you don't control.

Sorcery
Ent's Fury (ltr) 164
Fear, Fire, Foes!

Damage can't be prevented this turn. Fear, Fire, Foes! deals X damage to target creature and 1 damage to each other creature with the same controller.

Sorcery
Fear, Fire, Foes! (ltr) 125
Flowstone Slide

All creatures get +X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery
Flowstone Slide (10e) 203
Ghired's Belligerence

Ghired's Belligerence deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures. Whenever a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn, populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Sorcery
Ghired's Belligerence (c19) 25
Go for Blood

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery
Go for Blood (j22) 540
Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Harmonize (dsc) 182
Hunt the Hunter

Target green creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target green creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery
Hunt the Hunter (ths) 159
Prey Upon

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery
Prey Upon (j22) 710
Rain of Embers

Rain of Embers deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Sorcery
Rain of Embers (rav) 138
Waltz of Rage

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature. Until end of turn, whenever a creature you control dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.

Sorcery
Waltz of Rage (dsk) 165

Sorcery

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Enchantment

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Arni Slays the Troll

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control. II — Add {R}. Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature you control. III — You gain life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Enchantment
Arni Slays the Troll (khm) 201
Captive Flame

{R}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment
Captive Flame (ddg) 68
Colossification

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +20/+20.

Enchantment
Colossification (iko) 148
Guild Feud

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent reveals the top three cards of their library, may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield, then puts the rest into their graveyard. You do the same with the top three cards of your library. If two creatures are put onto the battlefield this way, those creatures fight each other.

Enchantment
Guild Feud (rtr) 97
Pyrohemia

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment. {R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment
Pyrohemia (plst) PLC-119
Warstorm Surge

Whenever a creature you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Enchantment
Warstorm Surge (blc) 117

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Maybeboard

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Apex Altisaur

When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Creature
Apex Altisaur (lcc) 232
Archdruid's Charm

Choose one — • Search your library for a creature or land card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield tapped if it's a land card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. • Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Archdruid's Charm (mkm) 151
Berserk

Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.

Instant
Berserk (cn2) 175
Blazing Sunsteel

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each opponent you have. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. Equip {4}

Artifact
Blazing Sunsteel (cmr) 364
Court of Embereth

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 3/1 red Knight creature token. Then if you're the monarch, this enchantment deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Enchantment
Court of Embereth (woc) 24
Fiery Gambit

Flip a coin until you lose a flip or choose to stop flipping. If you lose a flip, Fiery Gambit has no effect. If you win one or more flips, Fiery Gambit deals 3 damage to target creature. If you win two or more flips, Fiery Gambit deals 6 damage to each opponent. If you win three or more flips, draw nine cards and untap all lands you control.

Sorcery
Fiery Gambit (plst) MRD-90
Gigantosaurus

Creature
Gigantosaurus (plst) M19-185
Gruul Ragebeast

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, that creature fights target creature an opponent controls.

Creature
Gruul Ragebeast (gtc) 170
Jumbo Cactuar

10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Jumbo Cactuar (fin) 191
Neyith of the Dire Hunt

Whenever one or more creatures you control fight or become blocked, draw a card. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{R/G}. If you do, double target creature's power until end of turn. That creature must be blocked this combat if able. ({R/G} can be paid with either {R} or {G}.)

Creature
Neyith of the Dire Hunt (jmp) 30
Raging Swordtooth

Trample When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each other creature.

Creature
Raging Swordtooth (lcc) 283
Sprouting Phytohydra

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature
Sprouting Phytohydra (dis) 95
Star of Extinction

Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Sorcery
Star of Extinction (cmm) 259
Ulvenwald Tracker

{1}{G}, {T}: Target creature you control fights another target creature.

Creature
Ulvenwald Tracker (mm3) 144
War Elemental

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless an opponent was dealt damage this turn. Whenever an opponent is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature
War Elemental (mrd) 112
Wrathful Raptors

Trample Whenever a Dinosaur you control is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target that isn't a Dinosaur.

Creature
Wrathful Raptors (lcc) 88

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