Bind the Monster

Enchant creature
When Bind the Monster enters, tap enchanted creature. It deals damage to you equal to its power.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Assassin Gauntlet

When Assassin Gauntlet enters, attach it to up to one target creature you control. Tap all creatures target opponent controls.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card."
Equip {2}

Fading Hope

Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Razaketh's Rite

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Frogify

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)

Island

Depth Defiler

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Kicker {C} (You may pay an additional {C} as you cast this spell.)
When you cast this spell, choose one. If it was kicked, choose both instead.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Target player draws two cards, then discards a card.

Illicit Shipment

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Nurgle's Conscription

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.

Entrancing Melody

Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Vendetta

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.

Duress

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Grappling Kraken

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Defiler of Dreams

Flying
As an additional cost to cast blue permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {U} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of blue mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a blue permanent spell, draw a card.

Llawan, Cephalid Empress

When Llawan, Cephalid Empress enters, return all blue creatures your opponents control to their owners' hands.
Your opponents can't cast blue creature spells.

Lost in the Maze

Flash
When Lost in the Maze enters, tap X target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of those creatures you don't control. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Tapped creatures you control have hexproof.

Negate

Neutralize

Counter target spell.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Murder

Unsummon

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Xanathar, Guild Kingpin

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose target opponent. Until end of turn, that player can't cast spells, you may look at the top card of their library any time, you may play the top card of their library, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast spells this way.

Summary Dismissal

Exile all other spells and counter all abilities.

Mind Sculpt

Thought Distortion

This spell can't be countered.
Target opponent reveals their hand. Exile all noncreature, nonland cards from that player's hand and graveyard.

Jolt

You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Mana Leak

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Kaervek, the Spiteful

Freeze in Place

Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it. Scry 2. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Brinelin, the Moon Kraken

When Brinelin, the Moon Kraken enters and whenever you cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, you may return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Gadwick, the Wizened

When Gadwick, the Wizened enters, draw X cards.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Starlight Snare

Enchant creature
When Starlight Snare enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Mind Spiral

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.)
Target player draws three cards. If the gift was promised, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Seeker's Folly

Choose one —
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Disfigure

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Turnabout

Choose artifact, creature, or land. Tap all untapped permanents of the chosen type target player controls, or untap all tapped permanents of that type that player controls.

Gigadrowse

Replicate {U} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Tap target permanent.

Fall from Favor

Enchant creature
When Fall from Favor enters, tap enchanted creature and you become the monarch.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step unless that player is the monarch.

Subjugate the Hobbits

Gain control of each noncommander creature with mana value 3 or less.

Stormtide Leviathan

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
All lands are Islands in addition to their other types.
Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.

Cancel

Override

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each artifact you control.

Counter target spell. That spell's controller may draw a card.

Go Blank

Target player discards two cards. Then exile that player's graveyard.

Glacial Grasp

Tap target creature. Its controller mills two cards. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)
Draw a card.

Crabomination

Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing an artifact and paying the emerge cost reduced by that artifact's mana value.)
When Crabomination enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.

Juvenile Mist Dragon

Flying
Confounding Clouds — When Juvenile Mist Dragon enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls. Each of those creatures doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Symbol of Unsummoning

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Draw a card.

Swamp

Massacre Girl

Menace
When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Waterknot

Enchant creature
When Waterknot enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Quiet Contemplation

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, tap target creature an opponent controls and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Coveted Prize

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)
Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you have a full party, you may cast a spell with mana value 4 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Bitter Chill

Enchant creature
When Bitter Chill enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
When Bitter Chill is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, scry 1, then draw a card.

Tolarian Kraken

Whenever you draw a card, you may pay {1}. When you do, you may tap or untap target creature.

Blustersquall

Tap target creature you don't control.
Overload {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Stolen Identity

Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature.
Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)

Bubble Snare

Kicker {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell.)
Enchant creature
When Bubble Snare enters, if it was kicked, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Mind Control

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.

Referee Squad

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Vigilance
When Referee Squad enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Turn to Frog

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.

Smother

Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.

Vapor Snag

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.

Sleep with the Fishes

Enchant creature
When Sleep with the Fishes enters, tap enchanted creature and you create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This creature can't be blocked."
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Unnerve

Have

Getting

Don't Have

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