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Keep Hitting Yourself
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Est deck cost: $82.74
Salt sum: 30.33
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Commander

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Jared Carthalion, True Heir

When Jared Carthalion enters, target opponent becomes the monarch. You can't become the monarch this turn. If damage would be dealt to Jared Carthalion while you're the monarch, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Jared Carthalion, True Heir (cmr) 281

Commander

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Damage Jared

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Court of Ire

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target. If you're the monarch, it deals 7 damage instead.

Enchantment
Court of Ire (ltc) 213
Gideon's Sacrifice

Choose a creature or planeswalker you control. All damage that would be dealt this turn to you and permanents you control is dealt to the chosen permanent instead (if it's still on the battlefield).

Instant
Gideon's Sacrifice (mkc) 68
Guilty Conscience

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, this Aura deals that much damage to that creature.

Enchantment
Guilty Conscience (scg) 17
Naya Charm

Choose one — • Naya Charm deals 3 damage to target creature. • Return target card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. • Tap all creatures target player controls.

Instant
Naya Charm (dmc) 162
Pariah

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Enchantment
Pariah (otp) 5
Pariah's Shield

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip {3}

Artifact
Pariah's Shield (rvr) 264
Saving Grace

Flash Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, all damage that would be dealt this turn to you and permanents you control is dealt to enchanted creature instead. Enchanted creature gets +0/+3.

Enchantment
Saving Grace (hou) 21
Wayta, Trainer Prodigy

Haste {2}{G}, {T}: Target creature you control fights another target creature. This ability costs {2} less to activate if it targets two creatures you control. If a creature you control being dealt damage causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature
Wayta, Trainer Prodigy (lcc) 7

Damage Jared

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Protection

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Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (fdn) 258

Protection

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Attack yourself

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Blazing Sunsteel

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each opponent you have. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. Equip {4}

Artifact
Blazing Sunsteel (cmr) 364
Boros Reckoner

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature
Boros Reckoner (mkc) 201
Brash Taunter

Indestructible Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent. {2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Creature
Brash Taunter (dsc) 161
Donna Noble

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) Whenever Donna Noble or a creature it's paired with is dealt damage, Donna Noble deals that much damage to target opponent. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Creature
Donna Noble (who) 82
Fiendlash

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has reach. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker. Equip {2}{R}

Artifact
Fiendlash (cmm) 221
Spitemare

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.

Creature
Spitemare (plst) EVE-147

Attack yourself

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Evasion

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Mage Slayer

Whenever equipped creature attacks, it deals damage equal to its power to the player or planeswalker it's attacking. Equip {3}

Artifact
Mage Slayer (nec) 140

Evasion

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Pump

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Duelist's Heritage

Whenever one or more creatures attack, you may have target attacking creature gain double strike until end of turn.

Enchantment
Duelist's Heritage (mkc) 60
Inquisitor's Flail

If equipped creature would deal combat damage, it deals double that damage instead. If another creature would deal combat damage to equipped creature, it deals double that damage to equipped creature instead. Equip {2}

Artifact
Inquisitor's Flail (isd) 227

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Boardwipe

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (dsc) 160
Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (onc) 97
Deafening Clarion

Choose one or both — • Deafening Clarion deals 3 damage to each creature. • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Sorcery
Deafening Clarion (grn) 165
Earthquake

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Sorcery
Earthquake (ltc) 214
Magmaquake

Magmaquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each planeswalker.

Instant
Magmaquake (scd) 149
Savage Twister

Savage Twister deals X damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Savage Twister (plst) C18-190
Solar Blaze

Each creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

Sorcery
Solar Blaze (war) 216
Star of Extinction

Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Sorcery
Star of Extinction (cmm) 259
Starstorm

Starstorm deals X damage to each creature. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Starstorm (blc) 203

Boardwipe

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Fight

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Ancient Animus

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if it's legendary. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant
Ancient Animus (cmr) 215
Domri, Anarch of Bolas

Creatures you control get +1/+0. +1: Add {R} or {G}. Creature spells you cast this turn can't be countered. −2: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Planeswalker
Domri, Anarch of Bolas (war) 191
Grothama, All-Devouring

Other creatures have "Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it fight Grothama, All-Devouring." When Grothama leaves the battlefield, each player draws cards equal to the amount of damage dealt to Grothama this turn by sources they controlled.

Creature
Grothama, All-Devouring (blc) 224
Inscription of Abundance

Kicker {2}{G} Choose one. If this spell was kicked, choose any number instead. • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. • Target player gains X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures they control. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Instant
Inscription of Abundance (dsc) 186
Primal Might

Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery
Primal Might (scd) 204
Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Prizefight (snc) 154
Tail Swipe

Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If you cast this spell during your main phase, the creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Then those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant
Tail Swipe (j25) 721
Titanic Brawl

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant
Titanic Brawl (rvr) 158

Fight

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (dsc) 92
Boros Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Artifact
Boros Signet (blc) 128
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (dsc) 244
Explore

You may play an additional land this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Explore (j25) 146
Gruul Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{G}.

Artifact
Gruul Signet (blc) 273
Llanowar Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Elves (j25) 149
Poison Dart Frog

Reach {T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Poison Dart Frog (lci) 207
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (j25) 704
Search for Tomorrow

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Suspend 2—{G} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {G} and exile it with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery
Search for Tomorrow (who) 234
Selesnya Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Artifact
Selesnya Signet (clu) 227
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (dsc) 94
Talisman of Conviction

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Conviction (pip) 243
Talisman of Impulse

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {G}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Impulse (blc) 287
Talisman of Unity

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Unity (mkc) 244

Ramp

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Combat Tricks

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Overprotect

Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Overprotect (blb) 185
Take the Bait

Cast this spell only during combat on an opponent's turn. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control this turn. Untap all attacking creatures and goad them. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Instant
Take the Bait (mkc) 43

Combat Tricks

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Grab the Monarch

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Court of Ardenvale

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. If you're the monarch, return that permanent card to the battlefield instead.

Enchantment
Court of Ardenvale (woc) 21
Court of Bounty

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you're the monarch, instead you may put a creature or land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Enchantment
Court of Bounty (cmr) 220
Crimson Fleet Commodore

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature
Crimson Fleet Commodore (cmm) 211
Entourage of Trest

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. This creature can block an additional creature each combat as long as you're the monarch.

Creature
Entourage of Trest (cmm) 285
Palace Jailer

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.

Creature
Palace Jailer (cmm) 47
Palace Sentinels

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature
Palace Sentinels (cmm) 48
Staunch Throneguard

Vigilance When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature Artifact
Staunch Throneguard (cmm) 412
Throne of the High City

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.

Land
Throne of the High City (mkc) 307
Éomer, King of Rohan

Double strike Éomer enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Human you control. When Éomer enters, target player becomes the monarch. Éomer deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature
Éomer, King of Rohan (ltc) 52

Grab the Monarch

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Removal

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Krosan Grip

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Krosan Grip (c21) 198
Lure

Enchant creature All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Enchantment
Lure (plst) IMA-175
Rip Apart

Choose one — • Rip Apart deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery
Rip Apart (onc) 124

Removal

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Counters

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Aragorn, Hornburg Hero

Attacking creatures you control have first strike and renown 1. (When a creature with renown 1 deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) Whenever a renowned creature you control deals combat damage to a player, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Aragorn, Hornburg Hero (ltc) 492

Counters

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Land

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Canopy Vista

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Canopy Vista (blc) 296
Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Cinder Glade (blc) 299
Clifftop Retreat

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Clifftop Retreat (blc) 300
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (dsc) 96
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (j25) 765
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dft) 289
Jungle Shrine

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Land
Jungle Shrine (otc) 303
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dft) 288
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (dft) 277

Land

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21 mana - 21 cards
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34 pips - 26 cards
23 mana - 23 cards
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