The Colossal Dreadmaw

Trample
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Colossal Dreadmaw. (They become Colossal Dreadmaws.)

Muraganda Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Deworded (This creature counts as having no abilities.)
When you cast this spell, put a primeval counter on target creature. (A creature with a primeval counter loses all abilities and can't gain abilities.)

Teferi, Druid of Argoth

Flash
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.

Lutri, Pauper Otter

Companion — Your starting deck contains no cards with a silver, gold, orange, or purple expansion symbol. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.)
When Lutri, Pauper Otter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Take a Trip to...

Draw two cards. This spell deals 2 damage to each opponent. (Then exile this card. You may play the land later from exile.)

Value Town

Value Town enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Value Town // Take a Trip to...

Abbot of the Sacred Meeple

Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)
Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.

Flavor Disaster

Reach
When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power.
Negamorph {1}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its negamorph cost and put a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Search Elemental

Whenever you search your library, scry 1.
Scryfall — Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on Search Elemental. It can't be blocked this turn.

Pyromancy 101

Pyromancy 101 deals 1 damage to any target.
Teach {1}{R} (Then exile this spell taught to a creature you control. For as long as this card remains exiled, that creature has "{T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy for its teach cost.")

Your Wish Is My Command

You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your sideboard. If you cast a modal spell this way, you may choose an additional mode. (A modal spell lets you choose one or more modes from a bulleted list.)

TL;DR

Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)

Sliver of Hope

Slivers you control have hope. (Prevent all damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures with hope.)

Built Bear

Legacy (During deckbuilding, circle any number of the following. You can spend 1 point for free. For every 2 points spent beyond that, increase this card's mana cost by {1}.)
1 point each → Flash; deathtouch; reach; vigilance; or ward {2}
2 points → {T}: Add one mana of any color.
3 points each → +1/+1; or +0/+2
4 points → When this creature enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Rin and Seri, Inseparabler

All Cats you control are Dogs in addition to their other types.
All Dogs you control are Cats in addition to their other types.
Cats and Dogs you control have haste.

Wrenn and One

+1: Wrenn and One gains "{T}: Add {G} until your next turn.
−1: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
−4: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add {G} for each creature you control."

A Girl and Her Dogs

When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it.
Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.

Chea, Friend to Maybe Too Many

Familiar spells you cast have flash. (Bats, Birds, Cats, Dragons, Faeries, Foxes, Frogs, Imps, Lizards, and Spiders are familiars, as well as any creature with "Familiar" in its name.)
{T}: Add X {G} and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of familiars you control.

New Master of Arms

First strike
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped.
{1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.

Oddric, Lunar Marquis

At the beginning of each combat, creatures you control gain banding until end of turn if a creature you control has banding. The same is true for changeling, devoid, fear, flanking, horsemanship, ingest, intimidate, landwalk, shroud, tantrum, wither, and the activated ability "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Night of the Flying Merfolk

Bedtime story (Don't put a lore counter on this Saga as it enters. Put a lore counter on it at the beginning of your end step rather than your main phase. Sacrifice after III.)
I - Create two 1/1 blue Merfolk creature tokens.
II - Put a flying counter on each tapped creature you control.
III - Draw a card for each creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.

Wormhole Warp

Exile target creature an opponent controls. That player reveals cards from their sideboard at random until they reveal a nonland card. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Map to Lorthos's Temple

Whenever you complete one of the following objectives, check it off. If all three are checked off, sacrifice Map to Lorthos's Temple. If you do, create a Lorthos, the Tidemaker token.
☐ Diving Gear - An artifact enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Merfolk - A Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Ritual - You cast an instant or sorcery spell.

Arcanum Things

Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2}
Equipment swap {2}{W} ({2}{W}: Exchange this Equipment with an Equipment card in your hand. If this Equipment was attached to a creature, attach the new Equipment to that creature.)

Runed Terror

Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)

Mox Poison

{T}: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.

Starting Town NPC

Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." (You may cast it as the Adventure for {1}{G}. Then exile it, and you may cast the creature later from exile.)
Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Essence of Ajani

(As this spell resolves, put it into the command zone.)
Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Fetching Garden

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
Fetching Garden enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.

Liliana's Undead Minion

You can't lose the game.
+1: Each opponent loses 1 life.
−4: Destroy target creature.

Liliana's Other Contract

When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Liliana's Other Contract // Liliana's Undead Minion

Luxior, Ignited

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on Luxior, Ignited.
+1: Attach this Equipment to up to one target creature you control.
−2: Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains double strike until end of turn.

Two by Four

Choose one or both —
• Put a base power 4 counter on target creature.
• Put a base toughness 4 counter on target creature.

Naturalize 2

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, emblem, or gameplay tracker. (Trackers include play aids such as dungeons, city's blessing, and monarch. When you destroy it, the associated object or designation is removed from the game.)

Yawgmoth's Day Planner

{T}, Pay 2 life: Add {B}{B}.
You may cast spells from your graveyard. Only mana produced by abilities that caused you to lose life may be spent to cast spells this way. (Damage causes loss of life.)
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Wowzer, the Aspirational

Whenever Wowzer, the Aspirational attacks, if you have an {E}, control a Blood, a Clue, a Food, a Map, a Powerstone, and a Treasure, are the monarch, and have the city's blessing and the initiative, you win the game.

Magus of the Chains

If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card.

Stone Drake

Flying
When Stone Drake enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Distract — Tap target land. Draw a card.
• Enthrall — Target player discards a card for each spell you've cast this turn.

Rule with an Even Hand

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You can't attack with an odd number of creatures.
Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

Pinchy McStingbutt

Deathtouch
Whenever Pinchy McStingbutt deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Death of a Thousand Stings, Lethal Sting, or Stinging Shot at random into your hand and reveal it. (Treat conjured cards like cards.)

Mothers Yamazaki

Partner with itself (When this enters, target player may put Mothers Yamazaki into their hand from their library, then shuffle. A Commander deck can include two of this card, and they can be your commanders.)
As long as you control exactly two permanents named Mothers Yamazaki, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them, and Samurai you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance and haste.

Call from the Grave

Put a random creature from a random graveyard into play under your control. Call from the Grave deals to you an amount of damage equal to that creature's casting cost.

No-Regrets Egret

Flying
Any time you could mulligan and No-Regrets Egret is in your hand, you may reveal No-Regrets Egret. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. (Put those cards back in the same order. You can still mulligan.)

Glade of the Pump Spells

(You have to pay {2}{G} to play this land as your land drop. It's green.)
When Glade of the Pump Spells enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
{T}: Add {G}{G}.

Glimpse, the Unthinkable

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.

Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout

Land casualty 2 (As this land enters, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this land.)
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Common Black Removal

Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —
• Create a Food token.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.

Chatzuk, Mighty Guitarist

Banding (Just ask around until you find someone who knows.)
Creature spells you cast with banding cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever two or more creatures you control attack in a band, each creature in that band gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in that band.

Slumbering Waterways

Slumbering Waterways enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Flying, vigilance, trample

Pokey, the Scallywagg

Menace
If you would flip a coin, you may instead roll a d20. 1-10 is tails and 11-20 is heads. (It counts as rolling a die, not flipping a coin.)
If you would roll a d20, you may instead flip a coin. Tails is 1 and heads is 20. (It counts as flipping a coin, not rolling a die.)

Don't Worry About It

Enchant card in your hand (This Aura remains on the battlefield. If you play enchanted card or it otherwise leaves your hand, put this Aura into the graveyard.)
Enchanted card costs {1} less to cast.
When you cast enchanted card, copy it.

Coronation of the Wilds

Target creature you control becomes a legendary Noble in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Draw a card.

Keeper of the Crown

({L} can be paid with one mana from a legendary source.)
Other legendary creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible.

Keeper of the Crown // Coronation of the Wilds

Wisedrafter's Will

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
{U}, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Draw a card.
{U}{U}, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Counter target spell.

Kozilek, Compleated

({C/P} can be paid with either {C} or 2 life.)
When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference.
Annihinfect (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent for each poison counter they have.)

Catch of the Day

As Catch of the Day enters the battlefield, choose one for each of the following.
Keyword → Vigilance; ward {3}; or islandwalk.
Whenever this creature attacks → Scry 2; goad target creature an opponent controls; or tap target creature an opponent controls.
Size → 6/2; 4/4; or 2/6.

Questing Cosplayer

When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has all the abilities of Questing Beast.)

The Heron Moon

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library.
Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Then if it has thirteen or more release counters on it, sacrifice it and create a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End. Cast it without paying its mana cost.

Bolshack Dragon

Double b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶e̶r̶ strike
While attacking, this creature gets +10̶0̶0̶ power for each f̶i̶r̶e̶ red card in your graveyard.

Noble Ox

Flash
When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox.
Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.

Intangible Vibes

All creatures are tokens. (They're considered tokens for spells and abilities. After a creature leaves the battlefield, it ceases to exist.)

Toddler's Rage

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has tantrum. (It's like trample but for blocking.)

Jund 'Em Out

Retrace (Sorry, no room for reminder text.)
Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
• Abrupt Decay
• Blightning
• Bloodbraid Elf
• Lightning Bolt
• Liliana of the Veil
• Tarmogoyf

Meandered Towershell

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has islandwalk and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile it and Meandered Towershell. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn, then return Meandered Towershell to the battlefield under its owner's control attached to that creature."

Dairy Cow

Grazing type (This creature enters the battlefield with five milk counters on it for each Forest and/or Plant you control.)

Temur Elevator

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. If you don't have the city's blessing, you lose 1 life.

Boulder Jockey

({D} is a land drop. You may give up one potential land drop this turn to pay for {D}.)
Whenever Boulder Jockey attacks, you may pay {D}. If you do, create a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token named Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Zone of Flame

Enchant zone (Battlefield, command, exile, and stack are shared zones. Each player has their own graveyard, hand, and library zones.)
Whenever one or more cards enter or leave enchanted zone, Zone of Flame deals 1 damage to each opponent. (Tokens aren't cards.)

Under-Construction Skyscraper

Level up {1} ({1}: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)
{T}: Add {C}.
LEVEL 1-7
{T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}.
LEVEL 8+
{T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. Scry 1.

Blurry Visionary

When Blurry Visionary enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library and put them back-to-back in the same sleeve with either card in front. They become a modal double-faced card for the rest of the game. Then put that card into your hand. (You can play either face of that double-faced card. Make sure to reset it when the game ends.)

Terry Pin, Turboturtle

Flash
Haste
You may ignore the words "Activate only as a sorcery" while activating abilities.

Lazotep Archway

Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Eternalize {3}{W}{B} ({3}{W}{B}: Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie creature and loses all other card types. Eternalize only as a sorcery. And don't forget it still enters tapped!)

Marchesa's Surprise Party

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone. Before the game, secretly choose one of the following. During your end step, if you meet the condition, you may reveal your choice and turn this card face down. When you do, collect the reward.)
• You've cast three or more spells this turn.
• An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn.
• There are nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Reward — Draw a card.

Alberix, the Trade Planet

Planet (When this permanent enters, exile the top five cards of your library as its resources.)
Trade Routes — At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, put two of Alberix's resources into its owner's hand.
• Exile the top card of your library as a resource.

Champion of the Hareish

Buddy list (As this creature enters, if any of its creature types isn't on your buddy list, write one of them on your buddy list.)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Hareish if one of that creature's creature types is on your buddy list. Otherwise, write one of its creature types your buddy list.

Toofer, Keeper of the Full Grip

Whenever a spell you control causes you to gain card advantage, each opponent loses 2 life. (You gain card advantage each time a spell you control resolves and you end up having more cards relative to your opponents than before that spell resolved. Divination, Annihilate, and Wrath of God can all be card advantage. And remember: tokens aren't cards!)

Who's That Praetor?

Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor

Indicate

All-Star Kicker

Assist kicker {3} (You and up to one other player can spend mana to pay this kicker cost.)
When All-Star Kicker enters the battlefield, your team may pass the ball. Then if All-Star Kicker was kicked, creatures your team controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. (To pass the ball, one of the players on your team gives a permanent or card in hand to another player on your team.)

Processing Plant

Processing Plant enters the battlefield tapped.
When Processing Plant enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, untap Processing Plant. Otherwise, exile the top card of each opponent's library.
{T}: Add {W}, {U}, {B}, or {C}.

Planeswalkerificate

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature is a planeswalker in addition to its other types. Its toughness becomes its loyalty. (You change its toughness to activate loyalty abilities. Damage lowers toughness. Toughness doesn't heal at end of turn.) It can't block and gains the following abilities —
+1: Add {R}{R}.
-1: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
-X: This planeswalker deals X damage to any target.

Immersturm Battlefield

Hosted creatures get +2/+0 and have haste.
Host {1}{R} ({1}{R}: Host target creature at this Realm. A Realm can host any number of creatures. Host only as a sorcery.)

Can't Quite Recall

Forbidden (This card can't be in your starting deck. Yes, you read that right. You need to figure out a way to get it into the game without it being in your deck.)
Target player draws three cards.

Fully-Grown Treefolk

(You can't cast this face unless it's been transformed by the front face.)
Fully-Grown Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Plant a Sapling

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle this spell into its owner's library transformed. (For playtesting purposes, put it into its sleeve upside down.)

Plant a Sapling // Fully-Grown Treefolk

Wrath of Leknif

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Untap up to four lands you control.

Jeskai Baller

When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creepy Crawler

Menace, reach
Whenever Creepy Crawler deals combat damage to a player who is afraid of you, that player discards a card and you draw a card. (An opponent is afraid of you if a Horror, Nightmare, enchantment, or face-down creature you control entered the battlefield or attacked them this turn.)

Lifening Elemental

Lifelink
Splice onto instant or sorcery {1}{B} (As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's abilities to that spell. It's still an instant or sorcery spell.)

Boltfire

Boltfire deals 2 damage to any target.
Flashforward {4}{R} (You may cast this card from exile for its flashforward cost. Then put it on the bottom of your library.)

Defender of the Queue

Positioning (As this creature enters, lock your creatures in order from left to right for as long as you control a creature with positioning. Each time a creature enters or comes under your control, position it to the left or right of another creature you control.)
Adjacent creatures to the left and right of Defender of the Queue get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro

First strike, vigilance
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.

Friarball

Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token.
Coststorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each different mana value among other spells and lands you've played this turn.)

Microscope

{T}: Surveil 1.
{T}: Target permanent card in a graveyard becomes a 0/0 black Germ creature in addition to its other colors and types until end of turn. (This effect ends if it leaves the graveyard.)

Knight of Lost Causes

Vigilance
As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible. (You are way behind if, at any point during this turn, an opponent had 10 or more life than you, controlled at least three more creatures than you, or had at least three more cards in hand than you.)

Halving Season

If an opponent would create one or more tokens, they create half that many of each of those kinds of tokens instead, rounded down.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.

Phyrexian Seedling

Phyrexian Seedling enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Proliferatelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to proliferate that many times. You proliferate before checking for lethal damage on creatures.)

Fludge, Gunk Guardian

Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling {4}.)

Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff

Vigilance
Nimble (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.)
Kithkin you control have thoughtweft. (A creature with thoughtweft has all printed keyword abilities of other creatures you control with thoughtweft.)