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Assembled Ensemble
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
Assembled Ensemble (unf) 3
Border Guardian
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight
Border Guardian (ust) 140
Chivalrous Chevalier
Flying
When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Chivalrous Chevalier (ust) 5
Fluros of Myra's Marvels
As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number greater than 0.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Performer
Fluros of Myra's Marvels (unf) 247
Giant Fan
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Artifact
Giant Fan (ugl) 74
Impounding Lot-Bot
When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Creature Artifact - Robot
Impounding Lot-Bot (unf) 14
Omniclown Colossus
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs
less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm (unf) 116
Subgoyf
Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (Subtypes include but are absolutely not limited to: Plains, Equipment, Aura, Arcane, Jace, Curse, Urza's, Ulamog's, etc.)
Creature Artifact - Lhurgoyf
Subgoyf (mb2) 536
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (unf) 538
Weaponized Scrap
Upgrade (This creature enters covering another artifact you control. If it can't, exile it. Ignore the artifact it's covering. Anywhere this card goes, cards underneath it also go. It has haste.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Weaponized Scrap (cmb2) 111

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Counters

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B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (und) 61
Everythingamajig
,
: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
,
: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147a
Garbage Elemental
Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82e
Hardy of Myra's Marvels
As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Hardy of Myra's Marvels (unf) 252
Jermane, Pride of the Circus
,
: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs.
,
: Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.
Legendary Creature - Cat Performer
Jermane, Pride of the Circus (unf) 144
Louvaq, the Aberrant
Protection from modified creatures (Modified creatures have a power, toughness, or ability different than their printed versions.)
At the beginning of each player's end step, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that player controls.
Legendary Creature - Mutant
Louvaq, the Aberrant (cmb2) 95
Patient Turtle
Patient Turtle enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if you didn't go first this game.
Creature - Turtle
Patient Turtle (cmb2) 82
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70
Vuzzle Spaceship
Spaceship 6 (This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters. If it would be dealt damage, remove that many +1/+1 counters instead. Its abilities are active as long as it has at least that many +1/+1 counters.)
Thrusters [6] → Flying
Lasers [3] → Whenever Vuzzle Spaceship attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Vuzzle Spaceship (mb2) 569

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Dexterity

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Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Charm School
As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Charm School (ugl) 1
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Cramped Bunker
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.
Enchantment
Cramped Bunker (ust) 129
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
D00-DL, Caricaturist (unf) 274
Devil K. Nevil
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
Legendary Creature - Devil Performer
Devil K. Nevil (unf) 249
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 9
Get Your Head in the Game
Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
Goblin Sleigh Ride
Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.
Sorcery
Goblin Sleigh Ride (hho) 15
Handcuffs
As this enchantment enters, choose a player.
When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.
Enchantment
Handcuffs (ugl) 32
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ulst) 57
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Knife and Death
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
Sorcery
Knife and Death (unf) 77
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Ol' Buzzbark
When Ol' Buzzbark enters, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ol' Buzzbark (ust) 134
Plate Spinning
Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Plate Spinning (unf) 56
Psychic Network
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
Enchantment
Psychic Network (ugl) 26
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until this creature leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its owner and can't roll dice or touch cards.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67c
Trapeze Artist
Flying
This creature enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.
Creature - Human Performer
Trapeze Artist (unf) 32
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82

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Dice Rolling

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"Lifetime" Pass Holder
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder (unf) 79
As Luck Would Have It
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on this enchantment equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on this enchantment, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
Enchantment
As Luck Would Have It (ulst) 33
Atomwheel Acrobats
Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature - Elf Performer
Atomwheel Acrobats (unf) 130
Attempted Murder
Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Sorcery
Attempted Murder (plst) UNF-66
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
,
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Creature - Beeble
Bamboozling Beeble (unf) 37
Box of Free-Range Goblins
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Sorcery
Box of Free-Range Goblins (ust) 77
Captain Rex Nebula
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."
Legendary Creature - Human Pilot Employee
Captain Rex Nebula (unf) 257
Celebr-8000
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185
Centaur of Attention
When this creature enters, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of this creature's stored results.
This creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.
Creature - Centaur Performer
Centaur of Attention (unf) 132
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Chittering Doom
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Chittering Doom (ust) 104
Circuits Act
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Clam-I-Am
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam-I-Am (ugl) 19
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Clowning Around
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Comet
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 275
Complaints Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature - Beast Employee Sloth
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost
When Dee Kay enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Legendary Creature - Zombie Employee
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost (unf) 259
Dissatisfied Customer
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Dissatisfied Customer (unf) 72
Elvish Impersonators
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
Creature - Elves
Elvish Impersonators (und) 62
Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (und) 63
Garbage Elemental
Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82c
Garbage Elemental
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82d
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Goblin Blastronauts
When this creature enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Blastronauts (unf) 109
Goblin Bookie
,
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bookie (ugl) 43
Goblin Bowling Team
If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bowling Team (ugl) 44
Goblin Girder Gang
Reach
Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on this creature, you may store that result on it. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
This creature gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Girder Gang (unf) 111
Ground Pounder
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gains trample until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ground Pounder (ust) 110
Growth Spurt
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Instant
Growth Spurt (und) 64
Hammer Helper
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Hammer Helper (ust) 85
Hydradoodle
As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Hydra Dog
Hydradoodle (ulst) 36
Icing Manipulator
Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
,
: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Employee
Icing Manipulator (unf) 142
Inhumaniac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.
Creature - Brainiac
Inhumaniac (und) 41
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Krark's Other Thumb
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Other Thumb (und) 79
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Mad Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Artifact
Mad Science Fair Project (ust) 154
Monitor Monitor
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay
to reroll one or more dice you rolled.
Creature - Human Employee
Monitor Monitor (unf) 52
Monoxa, Midway Manager
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Legendary Creature - Vampire Employee
Monoxa, Midway Manager (unf) 265
Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
Non-Human Cannonball
When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Non-Human Cannonball (unf) 115
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (und) 55
Pair o' Dice Lost
Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.
Instant
Pair o' Dice Lost (unf) 149
Pippa, Duchess of Dice
,
: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
,
: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Pippa, Duchess of Dice (ulst) 40
Pokey, the Scallywagg
Menace
If you would flip a coin, you may instead roll a d20. 1−10 is tails and 11−20 is heads. (It counts as rolling a die, not flipping a coin.)
If you would roll a d20, you may instead flip a coin. Tails is 1 and heads is 20. (It counts as flipping a coin, not rolling a die.)
Legendary Creature - Pirate Brushwagg
Pokey, the Scallywagg (mb2) 600
Poultrygeist
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Bird Spirit
Poultrygeist (und) 43
Resolute Veggiesaur
Trample
Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Dinosaur Employee
Resolute Veggiesaur (unf) 153
Ricochet
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
Enchantment
Ricochet (ugl) 50
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
Instant
Scooch (unf) 91
Slight Malfunction
Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Slight Malfunction (unf) 123
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67f
Snickering Squirrel
You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel
Snickering Squirrel (und) 45
Socketed Sprocketer
: Uninstall all results from this creature, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on this creature. (Put the die on this creature.)
You may uninstall a result from this creature to use it for a die you rolled.
Uninstall a 6 from this creature: Draw a card.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Socketed Sprocketer (ust) 44
Spark Fiend
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice this creature. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice this creature. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
Creature - Beast
Spark Fiend (ugl) 51
Squirrel-Powered Scheme
Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.
Enchantment
Squirrel-Powered Scheme (ust) 70
Steel Squirrel
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature Artifact - Squirrel
Steel Squirrel (ust) 162
Temp of the Damned
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from this creature. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Creature - Zombie
Temp of the Damned (ugl) 38
The Big Idea
,
: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
Legendary Creature - Villain Brainiac
The Big Idea (ust) 76
The Space Family Goblinson
The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.
Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Guest
The Space Family Goblinson (unf) 270
Urza's Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Urza's Science Fair Project (ugl) 83
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with this creature's base power or base toughness.
Creature - Vedalken Guest
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker (unf) 63
Vegetation Abomination
Deathtouch
, Sacrifice this creature: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Creature Artifact - Mutant Plant Food
Vegetation Abomination (unf) 160
Wall of Fortune
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Wall of Fortune (und) 30
Willing Test Subject
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Creature - Spider Scientist Monkey
Willing Test Subject (ust) 126
Xenosquirrels
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
Creature - Squirrel Alien
Xenosquirrels (unf) 96

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Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Deal Broker
Draft this card face up.
Immediately after the draft, you may reveal a card in your card pool. Each other player may offer you one card in their card pool in exchange. You may accept any one offer.
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Deal Broker (cns) 61
Down for Repairs
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)
Sorcery
Down for Repairs (unf) 73
Everythingamajig
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
,
: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147c
Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
Largepox
Each player discards a card, then loses 1 life, then sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, a planeswalker, and a tribal permanent, then exiles a card from their graveyard, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard, then removes a counter from a permanent they control, then gets a poison counter.
Sorcery
Largepox (cmb2) 44
Rare-B-Gone
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
Sorcery
Rare-B-Gone (unh) 119
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58

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Agent of Acquisitions
Draft this card face up.
Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn this card face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round. (You may look at booster packs passed to you.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Agent of Acquisitions (plst) CNS-54
Animus of Predation
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. (It isn't in your card pool.)
If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, this creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.
Creature - Avatar
Animus of Predation (cn2) 60
Arcane Savant
Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile an instant or sorcery card you drafted that isn't in your deck.
When this creature enters, copy a card you exiled with cards named Arcane Savant. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Creature - Human Wizard
Arcane Savant (cn2) 27
Archdemon of Paliano
Draft this card face up.
As long as this card is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn this card face down. (You may look at cards as you draft them.)
Flying
Creature - Demon
Archdemon of Paliano (cn2) 39
Caller of the Untamed
Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck.
,
: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.
Creature - Elf Shaman
Caller of the Untamed (cn2) 62
Canal Dredger
Draft this card face up.
Each player passes the last card from each booster pack to a player who drafted a card named Canal Dredger.
: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Canal Dredger (cns) 55
Cogwork Grinder
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face down. (Those cards aren't in your card pool.)
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards you removed from the draft with cards named Cogwork Grinder.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Cogwork Grinder (cns) 57
Cogwork Librarian
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put this card into that booster pack.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Cogwork Librarian (plst) CNS-58
Cogwork Spy
Reveal this card as you draft it. You may look at the next card drafted from this booster pack.
Flying
Creature Artifact - Bird Construct
Cogwork Spy (cns) 59
Custodi Peacekeeper
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
,
: Tap target creature with power less than or equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Custodi Peacekeeper.
Creature - Human Cleric
Custodi Peacekeeper (cn2) 14
Illusionary Informant
Draft this card face up.
During the draft, you may turn this card face down. If you do, look at the next card drafted by a player of your choice.
Flying
Creature - Bird Illusion
Illusionary Informant (cn2) 32
Leovold's Operative
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, turn this card face down, then pass the next booster pack without drafting a card from it. (You may look at that booster pack.)
Creature - Elf Rogue
Leovold's Operative (cn2) 66
Lore Seeker
Reveal this card as you draft it. After you draft this card, you may add a booster pack to the draft. (Your next pick is from that booster pack. Pass it to the next player and it's drafted this draft round.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Lore Seeker (cns) 62
Lurking Automaton
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Lurking Automaton.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Lurking Automaton (cns) 63
Paliano Vanguard
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its creature types, then turn this card face down.
Other creatures you control of a type you noted for cards named Paliano Vanguard get +1/+1.
Creature - Human Soldier
Paliano Vanguard (cn2) 20
Pyretic Hunter
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Pyretic Hunter.
Creature - Elemental Cat
Pyretic Hunter (cn2) 56
Spire Phantasm
Reveal this card as you draft it. The next time a player drafts a card from this booster pack, guess that card's name. Then that player reveals the drafted card.
Flying
When this creature enters, if you guessed correctly for a card named Spire Phantasm, draw a card.
Creature - Illusion Gargoyle
Spire Phantasm (cn2) 37
Volatile Chimera
Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile three or more creature cards you drafted that aren't in your deck.
: Choose a card at random you exiled with cards named Volatile Chimera. This creature becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.
Creature - Elemental Chimera
Volatile Chimera (cn2) 59
Whispergear Sneak
Draft this card face up.
During the draft, you may turn this card face down. If you do, look at any unopened booster pack in the draft or any booster pack not being looked at by another player.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Whispergear Sneak (cns) 64

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Autograph Book
This artifact enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
,
, Remove a page counter from this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact - Book
Autograph Book (unf) 183
Blurry Visionary
When Blurry Visionary enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library and put them back-to-back in the same sleeve with either card in front. They become a modal double-faced card for the rest of the game. Then put that card into your hand. (You can play either face of that double-faced card. Make sure to reset it when the game ends.)
Creature - Human Wizard
Blurry Visionary (mb2) 526
Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Bucket List
Whenever you cast a spell of a type showing on Bucket List, put a counter over that type and draw a card. If all five types on Bucket List have counters over them, sacrifice it and draw one more card.
☐ artifact ☐ creature ☐ enchantment ☐ instant ☐ sorcery
Enchantment
Bucket List (cmb2) 89
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Decisions, Decisions
Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Sorcery
Decisions, Decisions (unf) 44
Everythingamajig
,
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
,
: You gain 10 life.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147b
Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53
Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ust) 133
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose Flavorful or Bland.
• Flavorful — Whenever a creature you control with flavor text enters, draw a card.
• Bland — Whenever a creature you control without flavor text enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113a
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a creature you control with art by the chosen artist enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113b
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113c
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113d
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose odd or even.
Whenever a creature you control with a collector number of the chosen value enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113e
Ineffable Blessing
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113f
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23
Lila, Hospitality Hostess
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Elf Employee
Lila, Hospitality Hostess (unf) 262
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Myntasha, Honored One
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may open a sealed Magic booster pack and put the cards on the bottom of your booster pile in a random order.
Spells you cast have booster cascade. (It's like cascade, but use your booster pile rather than your library.)
Legendary Snow Creature - Elk
Myntasha, Honored One (ph19) 5
Opening Ceremony
Add
. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.
Sorcery
Opening Ceremony (unf) 118
Priority Boarding
Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.
Enchantment
Priority Boarding (unf) 119
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life equal to its mana value.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67e
Split Screen
When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.
Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.
Artifact
Split Screen (ulst) 60
Spy Eye
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.
Creature - Spy Eye
Spy Eye (ust) 46
Stocking Tiger
Stocking Tiger enters with a sealed Magic booster pack under it.
When Stocking Tiger deals combat damage to a player, unwrap the booster pack and put it into your hand.
Creature Artifact - Construct Cat
Stocking Tiger (hho) 13†
Summon the Pack
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Sorcery
Summon the Pack (ust) 74
Value Town
Value Town enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Value Town // Take a Trip to... (mb2) 621
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49a
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Untap two target permanents.
• Tap each permanent target player controls with exactly one word in its name.
• Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.
• Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49b
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Draw a card from an opponent's library.
• Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
• Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49c
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Return target permanent to its controller's hand.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Change the target of target spell with a single target.
• Turn over target nontoken creature.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49d

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Arcanum Things
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip

Equipment swap
(
: Exchange this Equipment with an Equipment card in your hand. If this Equipment was attached to a creature, attach the new Equipment to that creature.)
Artifact - Equipment
Arcanum Things (mb2) 508
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church
Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Shackle
(
: Attach to target creature you don't control. Shackle only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church (mb2) 509
Domesticated Watercourse
Domesticated Watercourse enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
: Until end of turn, Domesticated Watercourse becomes an Equipment artifact with equip
.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Land
Domesticated Watercourse (cmb2) 114
Don't Worry About It
Enchant card in your hand (This Aura remains on the battlefield. If you play enchanted card or it otherwise leaves your hand, put this Aura into the graveyard.)
Enchanted card costs
less to cast.
When you cast enchanted card, copy it.
Enchantment - Aura
Don't Worry About It (mb2) 592
Lobe Lobber
Equipped creature has "
: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Lobe Lobber (ust) 153
Luxior, Ignited
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on Luxior, Ignited.
+1: Attach this Equipment to up to one target creature you control.
−2: Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains double strike until end of turn.
Legendary Artifact Planeswalker - Equipment Luxior
Luxior, Ignited (mb2) 606
Motion Sickness
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach this Aura to target tapped creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Motion Sickness (unf) 53
Plot Armor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.
Enchantment - Aura
Plot Armor (unf) 152
Proper Laboratory Attire
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Proper Laboratory Attire (ust) 156
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
Legendary Creature - Human Guest
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon (unf) 27
Souvenir T-Shirt
Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As this Equipment enters, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Souvenir T-Shirt (unf) 192
Strength-Testing Hammer
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Strength-Testing Hammer (unf) 193
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (ulst) 61
Toddler's Rage
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has tantrum. (It's like trample but for blocking.)
Enchantment - Aura
Toddler's Rage (mb2) 568
Unicycle
First strike, haste
Equipped creature has first strike and haste.
Equip

Crew 1
Artifact - Equipment Vehicle
Unicycle (cmb2) 110
Volrath's Motion Sensor
Enchant player
As this Aura enters, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances this Aura on the back of that hand.
When this Aura falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice this Aura and enchanted player loses 3 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Volrath's Motion Sensor (ugl) 39

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Aggressive Crag
At the beginning of your combat step, tap Aggressive Crag.
: Add
or
.
Land
Aggressive Crag (cmb2) 112
Canyon Slough
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Swamp Mountain
Canyon Slough (dsc) 266
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Gold Mine
: Add
.
Legacy —
, Mark one of Gold Mine's unmarked nodes: Add one mana of any color.
☐, ☐, ☐, ☐, ☐
Land
Gold Mine (cmb2) 116
Lazotep Archway
Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Eternalize
(
, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie creature and loses all other card types. Eternalize only as a sorcery. And don't forget it still enters tapped!)
Land
Lazotep Archway (mb2) 613
Lumbering Falls
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof. It's still a land.
Land
Lumbering Falls (afc) 247
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout
Land casualty 2 (As this land enters, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this land.)
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout (mb2) 615
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198
Noxious Bayou
: Add
or
. You get a poison counter.
Land
Noxious Bayou (cmb2) 118
Omenpath to Naya
Vanishing 4 (This land enters the battlefield with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
: Add
,
, or
.
Land - Omenpath
Omenpath to Naya (mb2) 616
Paliano, the High City
Reveal this card as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.
: Add one mana of any color chosen as you drafted cards named Paliano, the High City.
Legendary Land
Paliano, the High City (cns) 65
Processing Plant
Processing Plant enters the battlefield tapped.
When Processing Plant enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, untap Processing Plant. Otherwise, exile the top card of each opponent's library.
: Add
,
,
, or
.
Land - Power-Plant Ulamog's
Processing Plant (mb2) 617
Razortide Bridge
This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
: Add
or
.
Artifact Land
Razortide Bridge (mh2) 252
Rift
Before drawing your hand, you may start the game with Rift in your opening hand. If you do, draw one fewer card. (Mulligans continue as normal.)
Rift enters tapped.
: Add
.
Legendary Land
Rift (cmb2) 119
Saltcrusted Steppe
: Add
.
,
: Put a storage counter on this land.
, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of
and/or
.
Land
Saltcrusted Steppe (tsr) 283
Taiga Stadium
Taiga Stadium enters tapped unless you control a white, blue, or black permanent.
: Add
or
.
Land
Taiga Stadium (cmb2) 120
Temur Elevator
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
: Add
,
, or
. If you don't have the city's blessing, you lose 1 life.
Land
Temur Elevator (mb2) 619
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Under-Construction Skyscraper
Level up
(
: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)
: Add
.
LEVEL 1-7
: Add
,
,
, or
.
LEVEL 8+
: Add
,
,
, or
. Scry 1.
Land
Under-Construction Skyscraper (mb2) 620
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199
Waste Land
: Add
.
, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token. (It's a land with
: Add
.)
Land
Waste Land (cmb2) 121
Watermarket
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
Land
Watermarket (ust) 166

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (und) 18
Kaya, Ghost Haunter
0: Exile Kaya, Ghost Haunter haunting target creature for as long as that creature remains on the battlefield.
−1: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to the owner of target haunted creature."
−2: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of target haunted creature for as long as it remains haunted."
Legendary Planeswalker - Kaya
Kaya, Ghost Haunter (cmb2) 94
Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

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Ramp

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Everythingamajig
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
,
: This artifact deals 12 damage to target creature.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147d
Generated Horizons
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Forest land token.
Enchantment
Generated Horizons (cmb2) 75
High Troller
All targeted spells and abilities cost
less and have their targets chosen randomly.
Creature - Shaman Troll
High Troller (cmb2) 54
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Lizard Performer
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (unf) 250
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Meet and Greet "Sisay"
Whenever you cast a spell, choose one —
• Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.
• History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.
Legendary Creature - Elf Performer
Meet and Greet "Sisay" (unf) 264
Mirrored Lotus
Reflect
(As this enters, each opponent may pay
. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.)
, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
Mirrored Lotus (cmb2) 107
Mox Poison
: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.
Artifact
Mox Poison (mb2) 608
Park Map
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Park Map (unf) 190
Spatula of the Ages
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Spatula of the Ages (ugl) 81
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (und) 73

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Recursion

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Exit Through the Grift Shop
Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.
Sorcery
Exit Through the Grift Shop (unf) 74
Graveyard Dig
Return up to two target [black or green] creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
You may cast this spell for
. If you do, ignore the bracketed text.
Sorcery
Graveyard Dig (cmb2) 92
Questionable Cuisine
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sorcery
Questionable Cuisine (unf) 84

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Removal

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Amped Up
This spell costs
less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.
Sorcery
Amped Up (unf) 98
Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 4
Bind
Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Draw a card.
Instant
Bind // Liberate (cmb2) 88
Blast from the Past
Madness
, cycling
, kicker
, flashback
, buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Instant
Blast from the Past (und) 48
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Instant
Boing! (unf) 40
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 41
capital offense
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
instant
capital offense (ust) 52
Chaos Orb
,
: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.
Artifact
Chaos Orb (2ed) 236
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Eelectrocute
Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast it this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Instant
Eelectrocute (unf) 106
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Instant
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) (unh) 10
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
First Pick
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
First Pick (ust) 109
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
Garbage Fire
Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card.
Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Instant
Garbage Fire (cn2) 52
Lexivore
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Creature - Beast
Lexivore (ugl) 7
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
Instant
Mistakes Were Made (unf) 147
Once More with Feeling
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.
DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
Sorcery
Once More with Feeling (ugl) 11
Pointy Finger of Doom
,
: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Punctuate
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
Instant
Punctuate (unh) 84
Regicide
Reveal this card as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.
Destroy target creature that's one or more of the colors chosen as you drafted cards named Regicide.
Instant
Regicide (cn2) 45
Remodel
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target artifact.
Instant
Remodel (unh) 108
Scaled Destruction
Choose one or more —
• Destroy all small creatures.
• Destroy all medium creatures.
• Destroy all large creatures.
(A small creature has total power and toughness 4 or less, medium is 5—8, and large is 9 or more.)
Sorcery
Scaled Destruction (cmb2) 12
Season's Beatings
Family gathering — Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.
Sorcery
Season's Beatings (hho) 9
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67b
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67d
Spell Suck
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Spell Suck (ust) 45
Start
Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.
Instant
Start // Fire (cmb2) 101
Super-Duper Lost
Put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat.
Instant
Super-Duper Lost (unf) 59
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (und) 28
TL;DR
Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)
Instant
TL;DR (mb2) 553
Uktabi Kong
Trample
When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
Creature - Ape
Uktabi Kong (unh) 115
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Counter target black-bordered spell.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.
• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49e
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Scry 3.
• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49f
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (unh) 67
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75
World-Bottling Kit
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Artifact
World-Bottling Kit (unh) 133
Wrath of Sod
Put a manabond counter on all creatures. (They lose all other abilities and become lands with "
: Add one mana of this card's color.")
Sorcery
Wrath of Sod (cmb2) 103

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A Good Thing
Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.
Enchantment
A Good Thing (cmb2) 86
Animate Graveyard
Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Graveyard (unf) 65
Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ust) 26
Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ust) 128
Built Bear
Legacy (During deckbuilding, circle any number of the following. You can spend 1 point for free. For every 2 points spent beyond that, increase this card's mana cost by
.)
1 point each → Flash; deathtouch; reach; vigilance; or ward

2 points →
: Add one mana of any color.
3 points each → +1/+1; or +0/+2
4 points → When this creature enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Creature - Bear
Built Bear (mb2) 572
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Chronobot
When Chronobot enters, switch upkeep steps with target opponent for as long as it remains on the battlefield. (You take your upkeep on their turn, and they take their upkeep on your turn.)
Creature Artifact - Construct
Chronobot (cmb2) 105
Clocknapper
When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
Creature - Human Spy
Clocknapper (ust) 29
Defender of the Queue
Positioning (As this creature enters, lock your creatures in order from left to right for as long as you control a creature with positioning. Each time a creature enters or comes under your control, position it to the left or right of another creature you control.)
Adjacent creatures to the left and right of Defender of the Queue get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Creature - Soldier Centaur
Defender of the Queue (mb2) 512
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.
Creature Artifact - Angel Cyborg
Do-It-Yourself Seraph (ulst) 2
Do-Over
Restart the turn, except with Do-Over in exile. (First, return all cards to where they were as the turn began. For information from hidden zones like the hand, reconstruct as best you can, and do the rest at random.)
Instant
Do-Over (cmb2) 20
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Enroll in the Coalition
You are a Flagbearer.
While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose at least one Flagbearer if able.
Enchantment
Enroll in the Coalition (cmb2) 4
Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (und) 36
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 45
Fludge, Gunk Guardian
Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling
.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze Slug
Fludge, Gunk Guardian (mb2) 593
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (und) 5
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Grand Marshal Macie
You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
,
: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Grand Marshal Macie (unf) 260
Graveyard Busybody
All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Creature - Human Spy
Graveyard Busybody (ust) 34
Greatest Show in the Multiverse
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game.
I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Artifact Enchantment - Saga
Greatest Show in the Multiverse (unf) 189
Grusilda, Monster Masher
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
,
: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Grusilda, Monster Masher (ust) 132
Gunk Slug
When Gunk Slug enters, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling
.)
Creature - Slug
Gunk Slug (cmb2) 43
Impatient Iguana
If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player.
Haste
Creature - Wizard Lizard
Impatient Iguana (cmb2) 55
Intangible Vibes
All creatures are tokens. (They're considered tokens for spells and abilities. After a creature leaves the battlefield, it ceases to exist.)
Enchantment
Intangible Vibes (mb2) 516
Interplanar Brushwagg
Interplanar (This creature enters onto the interplanar battlefield. Players can't control creatures on the interplanar battlefield.)
Vigilance, haste
Whenever a player attacks with a creature with power 4 or greater, Interplanar Brushwagg also attacks the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Creature - Brushwagg
Interplanar Brushwagg (cmb2) 79
It Came from Planet Glurg
You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze Alien
It Came from Planet Glurg (unf) 169
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Loopy Lobster
Four-faced (Whenever this becomes tapped, move it to the next stage, or to stage 1 if it's at stage 4.)
Stage 1 — (1/4)
Stage 2 — (4/1) Evolve
Stage 3 — (2/4)
: Loopy Lobster gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
Stage 4 — (4/4) Vigilance.
: Draw 2 cards.
Creature - Lobster
Loopy Lobster (cmb2) 26
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Masterful Ninja
Haste
Reveal this card from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.
: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Troll Ninja
Masterful Ninja (ust) 60
Microscope
: Surveil 1.
: Target permanent card in a graveyard becomes a 0/0 black Germ creature in addition to its other colors and types until end of turn. (This effect ends if it leaves the graveyard.)
Artifact
Microscope (mb2) 607
Mine, Mine, Mine!
When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
Enchantment
Mine, Mine, Mine! (ugl) 65
Mirror Mirror
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Mirror Mirror (ugl) 77
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40
Naturalize 2
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, emblem, or gameplay tracker. (Trackers include play aids such as dungeons, city's blessing, and monarch. When you destroy it, the associated object or designation is removed from the game.)
Instant
Naturalize 2 (mb2) 579
No-Regrets Egret
Flying
Any time you could mulligan and No-Regrets Egret is in your hand, you may reveal No-Regrets Egret. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. (Put those cards back in the same order. You can still mulligan.)
Creature - Bird Scout
No-Regrets Egret (mb2) 533
Orb of Origin
: Add one mana of any color.
Other noncreature artifacts are mono and continuous. (Each activated ability of mono artifacts costs an additional
to activate if its cost doesn't already include
. As long as a continuous artifact is tapped, it loses all abilities.)
Artifact Poly
Orb of Origin (mb2) 609
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ust) 63
Puresteel Angel
Flying, indestructible
When Puresteel Angel enters, exile all artifacts that aren't colorless.
Whenever Puresteel Angel deals combat damage to a player, you get an emblem with "If you would lose the game, instead your life total becomes 20, shuffle your graveyard into your library, you lose all poison counters, and you lose this emblem."
Creature Artifact - Angel
Puresteel Angel (cmb2) 109
Runed Terror
Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)
Creature Artifact - Elemental Champion
Runed Terror (mb2) 610
Sarah's Wings
Target creature or player gains flying until end of turn. (Players with flying can't be dealt damage by creatures without flying.)
Instant Tribal - Angel
Sarah's Wings (cmb2) 11
Siege Elemental
Trample
Untapped creatures can't block.
Tapped creatures can block.
Creature - Elemental
Siege Elemental (cmb2) 64
Sole Performer
: Add
. Activate only once each turn. (While activating an ability, use
rather than tapping the permanent to pay for
.)
Creature - Elf Performer
Sole Performer (unf) 154
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (und) 13
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ust) 80
The Grand Calcutron
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron (ulst) 47
Three-Headed Goblin
Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)
Creature - Goblin Mutant
Three-Headed Goblin (ust) 99
Throat Wolf
You may cast Throat Wolf during an opponent's combat phase.
Firstest strike (This creature deals combat damage to creatures before creatures with first strike.)
After each opponent's first combat phase of each turn, there is an additional combat phase. Only Throat Wolf can attack during that combat phase.
Summon Wolf
Throat Wolf (cmb2) 65
Time Sidewalk
Take an extra turn after this one.
If this card is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, create four Time Walk token cards and shuffle them into your deck.
Sorcery
Time Sidewalk (cmb2) 31
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29
Trigger Happy
Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
Instant
Trigger Happy (unf) 125
Truss, Chief Engineer
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
,
, Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Vedalken Employee
Truss, Chief Engineer (unf) 272
Tug of War
Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.
Sorcery
Tug of War (unf) 159
Vazal, the Compleat
Megalegendary (Your deck can have only one copy of this card.)
Vigilance, trample
Vazal, the Compleat has the activated abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Phyrexian
Vazal, the Compleat (cmb2) 85
Werewhat
Daybound
As Werewhat enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard or hand. If you do, that card becomes this creature's back face and that back face has nightbound. If you exiled a card from your hand this way, draw a card.
Creature - Werewolf
Werewhat (mb2) 587
X
As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
,
: Put X into target opponent's hand.
: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
X (ust) 137
Yet Another Aether Vortex
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Enchantment
Yet Another Aether Vortex (und) 60
You're in Command
Choose target creature you own and control. That creature becomes your commander. Any other commanders you have are no longer your commander. (That creature starts with a commander tax of
.)
Sorcery
You're in Command (cmb2) 15

Rule Breaking

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First Come, First Served
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
Enchantment
First Come, First Served (unh) 12
Knight of Lost Causes
Vigilance
As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible. (You are way behind if, at any point during this turn, an opponent had 10 or more life than you, controlled at least three more creatures than you, or had at least three more cards in hand than you.)
Creature - Human Knight
Knight of Lost Causes (mb2) 518
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12a
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12b
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12c
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12d
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12f
Now You See Me . . .
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.
Instant
Now You See Me . . . (unf) 20
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
Snow Mercy
Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it.
,
,
,
,
: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.
Snow Enchantment
Snow Mercy (hho) 10
T.A.P.P.E.R.
, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
T.A.P.P.E.R. (unf) 31

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Tokens

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Boulder Jockey
(
is a land drop. You may give up one potential land drop this turn to pay for
.)
Whenever Boulder Jockey attacks, you may pay
. If you do, create a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token named Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.
Creature - Goblin
Boulder Jockey (mb2) 560
By Gnome Means
, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.
Enchantment
By Gnome Means (ulst) 1
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
,
: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor (unf) 258
Everythingamajig
,
: Scry 2.
,
, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147f
Garbage Elemental
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82f
Squirrel Farm
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Squirrel Farm (und) 71

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Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Sorcery
An Incident Has Occurred (unf) 143
Black Hole
Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.
Sorcery
Black Hole (unf) 67
Chipper Chopper
Flying
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Chipper Chopper (ust) 28
Cogmentor
Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Rigger Gnome
Cogmentor (ust) 143
Coming Attraction
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Sorcery
Coming Attraction (unf) 135
Contraption Cannon
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
Artifact
Contraption Cannon (ust) 144
Deadbeat Attendant
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vampire Employee
Deadbeat Attendant (unf) 69
Discourtesy Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Vampire Employee
Discourtesy Clerk (unf) 70
Draconian Gate-Bot
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
Creature Artifact - Robot
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
Finders, Keepers
Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Finders, Keepers (ust) 55
Garbage Elemental
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Creature - Elemental Rigger
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82b
Incite Insight
Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Incite Insight (ulst) 16
Jackknight
Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Jackknight (ulst) 5
Joyride Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Joyride Rigger (ust) 114
Kindly Cognician
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost
less to cast.
Creature Artifact - Artificer Cyborg
Kindly Cognician (ust) 37
Line Cutter
When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
Line Cutter (unf) 80
Midlife Upgrade
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Midlife Upgrade (ust) 14
Myra the Magnificent
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
,
: Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Put a midway counter on it. For as long as that Attraction is on the battlefield, whenever you visit it, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Myra the Magnificent (unf) 267
Overt Operative
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Ninja
Overt Operative (ust) 64
Petting Zookeeper
Reach
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Elf Employee
Petting Zookeeper (unf) 150
Quick Fixer
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Azra Employee
Quick Fixer (unf) 85
Rad Rascal
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Devil Employee
Rad Rascal (unf) 121
Ride Guide
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Human Employee
Ride Guide (unf) 24
Riveting Rigger
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Riveting Rigger (ust) 19
Seasoned Buttoneer
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vedalken Employee
Seasoned Buttoneer (unf) 58
Soul Swindler
As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, this creature has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Demon Employee
Soul Swindler (unf) 93
Spinnerette, Arachnobat
Reach
When Spinnerette enters, open an Attraction.
As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.
Legendary Creature - Spider Performer
Spinnerette, Arachnobat (unf) 271
Squirrel Squatters
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.
Creature - Squirrel
Squirrel Squatters (unf) 156
Steady-Handed Mook
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger
Steady-Handed Mook (ust) 71
Steamflogger Boss
Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste.
If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Boss (plst) UST-93
Steamflogger of the Month
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger of the Month (ulst) 30
Steamflogger Service Rep
Whenever another Goblin you control enters, you may pay
. If you do, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Service Rep (ust) 124
Steamflogger Temp
,
: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Temp (ust) 95
Steamfloggery
Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Instant
Steamfloggery (ust) 96
Step Right Up
Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Sorcery
Step Right Up (unf) 94
Suspicious Nanny
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Spy
Suspicious Nanny (ust) 47
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Guest
The Most Dangerous Gamer (unf) 266
Work a Double
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Sorcery
Work a Double (ust) 100
Wrench-Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Wrench-Rigger (ust) 101

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_____
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature - Shapeshifter
_____ (unh) 23
A Girl and Her Dogs
When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it.
Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.
Creature - Human
A Girl and Her Dogs (mb2) 515
Aardwolf's Advantage
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Sorcery
Aardwolf's Advantage (unf) 97
Aether Searcher
Reveal this card as you draft it. Reveal the next card you draft and note its name.
When this creature enters, you may search your hand and/or library for a card with a name noted as you drafted cards named Aether Searcher. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Aether Searcher (cns) 53
Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (und) 16
Alpha Guard
When this creature enters, choose a letter.
: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.
Creature - Elf Employee
Alpha Guard (unf) 129
Bloodletter
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Zombie
Bloodletter (unh) 50
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
Double Header
Flying
When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature - Drake
Double Header (unh) 31
Everythingamajig
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Add
.
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ust) 147e
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Garbage Elemental
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
This creature can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82a
Glimpse, the Unthinkable
Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Illusion
Glimpse, the Unthinkable (mb2) 594
Goblin Cruciverbalist
Haste
When this creature enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever this creature attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.
Creature - Wizard Goblin Guest
Goblin Cruciverbalist (unf) 110
Gray Merchant of Alphabet
When this creature enters, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature - Zombie Performer
Gray Merchant of Alphabet (unf) 75
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
How Is This a Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Enchantment
How Is This a Par Three?! (unf) 49
Jetpack Janitor
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Creature - Human Employee
Jetpack Janitor (unf) 15
Katerina of Myra's Marvels
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Katerina of Myra's Marvels (unf) 245
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12e
Leading Performance
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
Sorcery
Leading Performance (unf) 18
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Main Event Horizon
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
Sorcery
Main Event Horizon (unf) 19
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Noble Banneret
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn this card face down.
As long as you control one or more creatures with a name you noted for cards named Noble Banneret, this creature and those creatures get +1/+1 and have lifelink.
Creature - Human Knight
Noble Banneret (cn2) 17
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a word with five or more letters.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Vampire Performer
Nocturno of Myra's Marvels (unf) 248
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ust) 15
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67a
Smuggler Captain
Draft this card face up.
As you draft a card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn this card face down.
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card with a name you noted for cards named Smuggler Captain, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Human Pirate
Smuggler Captain (cn2) 47
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Creature - Insect Alien
Spelling Bee (unf) 155
Spy Kit
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Spy Kit (cn2) 79
Staff of the Letter Magus
As this artifact enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
Artifact
Staff of the Letter Magus (ust) 159
Stet, Draconic Proofreader
Flying
Whenever Stet attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card.
: Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Bureaucrat
Stet, Draconic Proofreader (und) 57
Treacherous Trapezist
Flying
Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)
Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.
Creature - Performer Porcupine
Treacherous Trapezist (unf) 60
Urza's Hot Tub
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Urza's Hot Tub (unh) 131
Wordmail
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Enchantment - Aura
Wordmail (unh) 22
Zzzyxas's Abyss
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Enchantment
Zzzyxas's Abyss (unh) 70

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Accessories to Murder
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Accessories to Murder (ust) 167
Adriana's Valor
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name attacks, you may pay
. If you do, that creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Conspiracy
Adriana's Valor (cn2) 1
Advantageous Proclamation
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Your minimum deck size is reduced by five.
Conspiracy
Advantageous Proclamation (cns) 1
Applied Aeronautics
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Applied Aeronautics (ust) 168
Arms Depot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Arms Depot (ust) 169
Assemble the Rank and Vile
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay
. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."
Conspiracy
Assemble the Rank and Vile (cn2) 2
Auto-Key
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: You gain 3 life."
Artifact - Contraption
Auto-Key (ust) 170
Backup Plan
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Draw an additional hand of seven cards as the game begins. Before taking mulligans, shuffle all but one of your hands into your library.
Conspiracy
Backup Plan (cns) 2
Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Balloon Stand (unf) 200b
Bee-Bee Gun
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "
: This creature fights another target creature."
Artifact - Contraption
Bee-Bee Gun (ust) 171
Boomflinger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Boomflinger (ust) 172
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Bounce Chamber (unf) 201b
Brago's Favor
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Spells with the chosen name you cast cost
less to cast.
Conspiracy
Brago's Favor (cns) 3
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Attraction
Bumper Cars (unf) 202b
Buzz Buggy
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Buzz Buggy (ust) 173
Centrifuge
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Artifact - Attraction
Centrifuge (unf) 203a
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Artifact - Attraction
Clown Extruder (unf) 204b
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Artifact - Attraction
Concession Stand (unf) 205b
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Dart Throw (unf) 208a
Deadly Poison Sampler
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."
Artifact - Contraption
Deadly Poison Sampler (ust) 174
Dictation Quillograph
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Dictation Quillograph (ust) 175
Dispatch Dispensary
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
Artifact - Contraption
Dispatch Dispensary (ust) 176
Division Table
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.
Artifact - Contraption
Division Table (ust) 177
Dogsnail Engine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Dogsnail Engine (ust) 178
Double Stroke
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Conspiracy
Double Stroke (cns) 4
Drop Tower
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
Artifact - Attraction
Drop Tower (unf) 209b
Dual Doomsuits
Whenever you crank this Contraption, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.
Artifact - Contraption
Dual Doomsuits (ust) 179
Duplication Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Duplication Device (ust) 180
Echoing Boon
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.
Conspiracy
Echoing Boon (cn2) 3
Emissary's Ploy
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Before drawing your opening hand, choose 1, 2, or 3.
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast creature spells with mana value equal to the chosen number.
Conspiracy
Emissary's Ploy (cn2) 4
Faerie Aerie
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this token deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
Artifact - Contraption
Faerie Aerie (ust) 181
Ferris Wheel
Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with this Attraction. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.
Artifact - Attraction
Ferris Wheel (unf) 210
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211b
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
Artifact - Attraction
Fortune Teller (unf) 212b
Genetic Recombinator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Genetic Recombinator (ust) 182
Gift Horse
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Gift Horse (ust) 183
Gnomeball Machine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Artifact - Contraption
Gnomeball Machine (ust) 184
Goblin Slingshot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Goblin Slingshot (ust) 185
Guest List
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.
Artifact - Contraption
Guest List (ust) 186
Hall of Mirrors
Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.
Artifact - Attraction
Hall of Mirrors (unf) 216b
Hard Hat Area
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Hard Hat Area (ust) 187
Haunted House
Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.
Artifact - Attraction
Haunted House (unf) 217a
Head Banger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Head Banger (ust) 188
Hired Heist
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay
. If you do, draw a card.
Conspiracy
Hired Heist (cn2) 5
Hold the Perimeter
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
At the beginning of your first upkeep, create a 1/2 white Soldier creature token with defender.
At the beginning of each other player's first upkeep, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "This token can't block."
Conspiracy
Hold the Perimeter (cn2) 6
Hymn of the Wilds
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
The first creature spell you cast each turn costs
less to cast.
You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.
Conspiracy
Hymn of the Wilds (plst) CN2-7
Hypnotic Swirly Disc
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Hypnotic Swirly Disc (ust) 189
Immediate Action
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have haste.
Conspiracy
Immediate Action (cns) 5
Incendiary Dissent
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Conspiracy
Incendiary Dissent (cn2) 8
Inflation Station
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Inflation Station (ust) 190
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
Artifact - Attraction
Information Booth (unf) 218b
Insufferable Syphon
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.
Artifact - Contraption
Insufferable Syphon (ust) 191
Iterative Analysis
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may draw a card.
Conspiracy
Iterative Analysis (plst) CNS-6
Jamming Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Jamming Device (ust) 192
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Kiddie Coaster (unf) 219b
Lackey Recycler
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Artifact - Contraption
Lackey Recycler (ust) 193
Log Flume
Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Log Flume (unf) 220a
Mandatory Friendship Shackles
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Mandatory Friendship Shackles (ust) 194
Marchesa's Surprise Party
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone. Before the game, secretly choose one of the following. During your end step, if you meet the condition, you may reveal your choice and turn this card face down. When you do, collect the reward.)
• You've cast three or more spells this turn.
• An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn.
• There are nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Reward — Draw a card.
Conspiracy - Secret Mission
Marchesa's Surprise Party (mb2) 503
Memory Test
When this Attraction enters, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turns those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Memory Test (unf) 221a
Merry-Go-Round
Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
Artifact - Attraction
Merry-Go-Round (unf) 222a
Muzzio's Preparations
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Each creature you control with the chosen name enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Conspiracy
Muzzio's Preparations (cns) 7
Natural Unity
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay
. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Conspiracy
Natural Unity (cn2) 9
Neural Network
Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Neural Network (ust) 195
Oaken Power Suit
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Oaken Power Suit (ust) 196
Optical Optimizer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: Draw a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Optical Optimizer (ust) 197
Pet Project
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Artifact - Contraption
Pet Project (ust) 198
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223b
Power Play
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You are the starting player. If multiple players would be the starting player, one of those players is chosen at random.
Conspiracy
Power Play (cns) 8
Push Your Luck
Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Push Your Luck (unf) 224b
Quick-Stick Lick Trick
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Quick-Stick Lick Trick (ust) 199
Ral's Vanguard
Requirement — Your starting deck contains only instant, sorcery, and land cards.
Starting hand size +1 Starting life total -5
If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would cause you to draw one or more cards, draw an additional card. If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals 1 additional damage to that permanent or player.
Vanguard
Ral's Vanguard (cmb2) 1
Rapid Prototyper
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Rapid Prototyper (ust) 200
Record Store
Whenever you crank this Contraption, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Artifact - Contraption
Record Store (ust) 201
Refibrillator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Artifact - Contraption
Refibrillator (ust) 202
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Roller Coaster (unf) 225b
Rule with an Even Hand
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You can't attack with an odd number of creatures.
Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.
Conspiracy
Rule with an Even Hand (mb2) 505
Sap Sucker
Whenever you crank this Contraption, add
. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Artifact - Contraption
Sap Sucker (ust) 203
Secret Summoning
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name enters, you may search your library for any number of cards with that name, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Conspiracy
Secret Summoning (cns) 9
Secrets of Paradise
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "
: Add one mana of any color."
Conspiracy
Secrets of Paradise (cns) 10
Sentinel Dispatch
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.
Conspiracy
Sentinel Dispatch (cns) 11
Sovereign's Realm
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Your starting deck can't have basic land cards and your starting hand size is five.
Exile a card from your hand: This turn, you may play basic lands from outside the game.
Basic lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
Conspiracy
Sovereign's Realm (cn2) 10
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Artifact - Attraction
Spinny Ride (unf) 227b
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Squirrel Stack (unf) 228b
Storybook Ride
Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.
Artifact - Attraction
Storybook Ride (unf) 229b
Summoner's Bond
Double agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose two different card names. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal those names.)
Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Conspiracy
Summoner's Bond (cn2) 11
Sundering Fork
Whenever you crank this Contraption, destroy target artifact.
Artifact - Contraption
Sundering Fork (ust) 204
Swinging Ship
Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Swinging Ship (unf) 231b
Targeting Rocket
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature blocks this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Targeting Rocket (ust) 205
Thud-for-Duds
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Thud-for-Duds (ust) 206
Top-Secret Tunnel
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Top-Secret Tunnel (ust) 207
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)
Artifact - Attraction
Trash Bin (unf) 232b
Tread Mill
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Tread Mill (ust) 208
Tunnel of Love
Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.
Artifact - Attraction
Tunnel of Love (unf) 234b
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer (ust) 209
Twiddlestick Charger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, tap or untap target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Twiddlestick Charger (ust) 210
Unexpected Potential
Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast spells with the chosen name.
Conspiracy
Unexpected Potential (cns) 12
Weight Advantage
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Conspiracy
Weight Advantage (cn2) 12
Widget Contraption
Whenever you crank this Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Widget Contraption (ust) 211
Worldknit
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
As long as every card in your card pool started the game in your library or in the command zone, lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
Conspiracy
Worldknit (cns) 13

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A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 87
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get
(an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get
.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
, Pay X
: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Squirrel
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher (ulst) 18
Alberix, the Trade Planet
Planet (When this permanent enters, exile the top five cards of your library as its resources.)
Trade Routes — At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, put two of Alberix's resources into its owner's hand.
• Exile the top card of your library as a resource.
World Enchantment
Alberix, the Trade Planet (mb2) 525
Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ulst) 11
Animate Spell
Flash
Enchant instant or sorcery spell on the stack
When Animate Spell becomes attached to an instant or sorcery, put that card onto the battlefield under its owner's control. It's a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
When Animate Spell leaves the battlefield, enchanted card's owner sacrifices it unless they cast it.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Spell (cmb2) 16
Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ust) 127
Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
Blue Ribbon
When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Blue Ribbon (unf) 184
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, this enchantment deals 3 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire (ugl) 40
Call from the Grave
Put a random creature from a random graveyard into play under your control. Call from the Grave deals to you an amount of damage equal to that creature's casting cost.
Sorcery
Call from the Grave (mb2) 541
Catch of the Day
As Catch of the Day enters the battlefield, choose one for each of the following.
Keyword → Vigilance; ward
; or islandwalk.
Whenever this creature attacks → Scry 2; goad target creature an opponent controls; or tap target creature an opponent controls.
Size → 6/2; 4/4; or 2/6.
Creature - Serpent
Catch of the Day (mb2) 528
Chaos Confetti
,
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Clambassadors
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clambassadors (ugl) 18
Cleaver Blow
Multicleave
(You may pay an additional
any number of times as you cast this spell. For each time you do, choose a paired set of square brackets and remove the words in between.)
Destroy target [nonblack] creature [with mana value 3 or less] [an opponent controls]. You [and its controller each] draw a card [and lose 2 life]. Create a [tapped] 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Instant
Cleaver Blow (mb2) 542
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
,
: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
Artifact
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (ust) 142
Cogwork Tracker
Reveal this card as you draft it and note the player who passed it to you.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
This creature attacks a player you noted for cards named Cogwork Tracker each combat if able.
Creature Artifact - Construct Dog
Cogwork Tracker (cns) 60
Common Black Removal
Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —
• Create a Food token.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.
Instant
Common Black Removal (mb2) 543
Control Win Condition
This spell can't be countered.
Shroud
Control Win Condition's power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you've taken this game. (If this is in your deck, please keep track of your turns. This means you, Mark.)
Creature - Whale
Control Win Condition (cmb2) 19
Corrupted Key
As long as Corrupted Key is tapped, creatures you control have menace and deathtouch.
Artifact - Key
Corrupted Key (cmb2) 39
Don't Try This at Home
If a hot source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.
Enchantment
Don't Try This at Home (unf) 105
Duelists' Convocation International
When Duelists' Convocation International enters the battlefield, choose a 10-digit number at random and write it down.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a mana value with one or more uncrossed digits in the chosen number, cross out one of those digits and draw a card. Then if all ten digits are crossed out, you win the game.
Enchantment
Duelists' Convocation International (mb2) 529
Dwarven Confluencer
: Destroy target nontoken land. Its controller creates a Mana Confluence token. (It's a land with "
, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Dwarf
Dwarven Confluencer (mb2) 561
Earl of Squirrel
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel Noble
Earl of Squirrel (ust) 108
Essence of Ajani
(As this spell resolves, put it into the command zone.)
Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.
Emblem
Essence of Ajani (mb2) 513
Falling Star
Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
Sorcery
Falling Star (leg) 145
Fetching Garden
(
: Add
or
.)
Fetching Garden enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.
Land - Plains Forest
Fetching Garden (mb2) 611
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
Frontier Explorer
,
: Until end of turn, you may play one basic Plains card from outside the game.
Creature - Scout Cat
Frontier Explorer (cmb2) 6
Gallery of Legends
Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Artifact - Attraction
Gallery of Legends (unf) 213b
Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Gobland
(Gobland isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "
: Add
.")
Gobland can't block.
Creature Land - Goblin Mountain
Gobland (mb2) 563
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Graven Cairns
: Add
.
,
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Graven Cairns (fut) 175
Guess Your Fate
Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Guess Your Fate (unf) 215b
Gunk Slug
When Gunk Slug enters, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling
.)
Creature - Slug
Gunk Slug (cmb2) 43
Hat Trick
Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.
Instant
Hat Trick (unf) 13
Hazmat Suit (Used)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Hazmat Suit (Used) (ust) 57
Hidden Necropolis
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Land - Cave
Hidden Necropolis (lci) 275
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Horizon Canopy
, Pay 1 life: Add
or
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
Land
Horizon Canopy (fut) 177
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (und) 54
Jasconian Isle
(Jasconian Isle isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, it's blue, and it has "
: Add
.")
Jasconian Isle enters tapped.
Jasconian Isle doesn't untap during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay
. If you do, untap Jasconian Isle.
Creature Land - Fish Island
Jasconian Isle (cmb2) 117
Jester's Sombrero
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.
Artifact
Jester's Sombrero (ugl) 76
Jumbo Imp
Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.
Creature - Imp
Jumbo Imp (und) 42
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Killer Cosplay
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Killer Cosplay (unf) 145
Kindslaver
,
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ulst) 58
Knight of the Widget
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Widget (ust) 13
Kozilek, Compleated
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference.
Annihinfect (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent for each poison counter they have.)
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Phyrexian
Kozilek, Compleated (mb2) 502
Lantern of Undersight
You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.
Artifact
Lantern of Undersight (cmb2) 106
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Lich's Duel Mastery
Hexproof
When Lich's Duel Mastery enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of your library face down as shields.
If you would lose life, instead put one of your shields into your hand. If you can't, sacrifice Lich's Duel Mastery.
When Lich's Duel Mastery leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.
Legendary Enchantment
Lich's Duel Mastery (mb2) 546
Lutri, Pauper Otter
Companion — Your starting deck contains no cards with a silver, gold, orange, or purple expansion symbol. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for
as a sorcery.)
When Lutri, Pauper Otter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Otter
Lutri, Pauper Otter (mb2) 597
Madlands
Madlands enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Madness
(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, play it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard. You can play a land only during your turn and only if you have an available land play remaining.)
Land
Madlands (mb2) 614
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Mana Abundance
If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.
World Enchantment
Mana Abundance (cmb2) 58
Map to Lorthos's Temple
Whenever you complete one of the following objectives, check it off. If all three are checked off, sacrifice Map to Lorthos's Temple. If you do, create a Lorthos, the Tidemaker token.
☐ Diving Gear — An artifact enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Merfolk — A Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Ritual — You cast an instant or sorcery spell.
Enchantment - Quest
Map to Lorthos's Temple (mb2) 531
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
Instant
Mistakes Were Made (unf) 147
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ulst) 59
Molten Slagheap
: Add
.
,
: Put a storage counter on this land.
, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of
and/or
.
Land
Molten Slagheap (tsr) 282
Mothers Yamazaki
Partner with itself (When this enters, target player may put Mothers Yamazaki into their hand from their library, then shuffle. A Commander deck can include two of this card, and they can be your commanders.)
As long as you control exactly two permanents named Mothers Yamazaki, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them, and Samurai you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance and haste.
Legendary Creature - Human Samurai
Mothers Yamazaki (mb2) 598
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
Muraganda Eldrazi
Devoid (This card has no color.)
Deworded (This creature counts as having no abilities.)
When you cast this spell, put a primeval counter on target creature. (A creature with a primeval counter loses all abilities and can't gain abilities.)
Creature - Dinosaur Eldrazi
Muraganda Eldrazi (mb2) 519
Necro-Impotence
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
Necro-Impotence (unh) 60
No-Regrets Egret
Flying
Any time you could mulligan and No-Regrets Egret is in your hand, you may reveal No-Regrets Egret. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. (Put those cards back in the same order. You can still mulligan.)
Creature - Bird Scout
No-Regrets Egret (mb2) 533
Noble Ox
Flash
When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox.
Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.
Creature - Ox Noble
Noble Ox (mb2) 521
Octo Opus
When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, ½/½, and so on.)
Sacrifice this enchantment: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.
Enchantment
Octo Opus (unf) 54
Octo Opus
When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, ½/½, and so on.)
Sacrifice this enchantment: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.
Enchantment
Octo Opus (unf) 54
Old Fogey
Phasing, cumulative upkeep
, echo
, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Summon - Dinosaur
Old Fogey (und) 67
One-Clown Band
: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
One-Clown Band (unf) 117
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ust) 63
Park Re-Entry
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Park Re-Entry (unf) 22
Party Crasher
Haste
You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Party Crasher (ust) 92
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (ust) 135
Phyrexian Librarian
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Horror Phyrexian
Phyrexian Librarian (unh) 62
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
,
, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Clown
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 268
Pithing Spyglass
As Pithing Spyglass enters, name a keyword ability or ability word.
All cards in all zones lose that keyword ability or ability word and all text tied to that ability.
Artifact
Pithing Spyglass (cmb2) 108
Priority Avenger
Flying
Players can't cast instant spells unless a spell or ability is on the stack.
Creature - Wizard Bird
Priority Avenger (cmb2) 9
Problematic Volcano
When Problematic Volcano enters, it deals 4 damage to any target. Then, starting with you, each player assigns their creatures to the left or right of the volcano. Creatures enter to the left or right of the volcano.
Creatures can't block creatures on the other side of the volcano.
World Enchantment
Problematic Volcano (cmb2) 60
Pygmy Giant
,
, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Creature - Giant
Pygmy Giant (unh) 85
Queue of Beetles
Haste
The stack is now first in, first out instead of last in, first out. (The first spell or ability on the stack is the first one to resolve.)
Creature - Insect
Queue of Beetles (cmb2) 61
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (und) 26
Riftstone Portal
: Add
.
As long as this card is in your graveyard, lands you control have "
: Add
or
."
Land
Riftstone Portal (jud) 143
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Rules Lawyer
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg
Rules Lawyer (ulst) 7
Selesnya Sanctuary
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
: Add
.
Land
Selesnya Sanctuary (clu) 246
Shoe Tree
This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Creature - Treefolk
Shoe Tree (unh) 109
Space Beleren
Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)
+1: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.
−1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.
−5: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.
Legendary Planeswalker - Jace
Space Beleren (unf) 276
Stack of Paperwork
When Stack of Paperwork enters, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt. You know, like it used to.)
Enchantment
Stack of Paperwork (cmb2) 13
Stamp of Approval
As this artifact enters, choose a watermark.
Creatures you control with the chosen watermark get +1/+1.
Artifact
Stamp of Approval (ust) 160
Standing Army
As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.
Creature - Human Soldier
Standing Army (unh) 20
Stone Drake
Flying
When Stone Drake enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Distract — Tap target land. Draw a card.
• Enthrall — Target player discards a card for each spell you've cast this turn.
Creature - Drake
Stone Drake (mb2) 602
Super Secret Tech
Premium spells cost
less to cast.
Premium creatures get +1/+1.
Artifact
Super Secret Tech (unh) 141
Surprise Party
When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Enchantment
Surprise Party (unf) 29
Tainted Peak
: Add
.
: Add
or
. Activate only if you control a Swamp.
Land
Tainted Peak (dsc) 304
Tchotchke Elemental
Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on this creature. Use a unique item that completely fits on this creature for each knickknack counter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.
Creature - Elemental
Tchotchke Elemental (unf) 158
Teferi, Druid of Argoth
Flash
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Human Druid
Teferi, Druid of Argoth (mb2) 586
The Fallen Apart
This creature enters with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to this creature, remove an arm or a leg from it.
This creature can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature - Zombie
The Fallen Apart (unh) 55
The Heron Moon
: Add
.
,
: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library.
Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Then if it has thirteen or more release counters on it, sacrifice it and create a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End. Cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Land
The Heron Moon (mb2) 612
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230f
Ticking Mime Bomb
When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
Creature Artifact - Mime Clown Robot
Ticking Mime Bomb (unf) 124
Time Machine
: Exile this artifact and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.
Artifact
Time Machine (unh) 128
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130
Two by Four
Choose one or both —
• Put a base power 4 counter on target creature.
• Put a base toughness 4 counter on target creature.
Instant
Two by Four (mb2) 538
Vile Bile
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Ooze
Vile Bile (unh) 65
Vile Bile
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Ooze
Vile Bile (unh) 65
Who's That Praetor?
Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor
Sorcery
Who's That Praetor? (mb2) 506
Windbrisk Heights
Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
,
: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if you attacked with three or more creatures this turn.
Land
Windbrisk Heights (lcc) 370
Wisedrafter's Will
Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Draw a card.
, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Counter target spell.
Enchantment
Wisedrafter's Will (mb2) 539
Working Stiff
As this creature enters, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Mummy
Working Stiff (unh) 68
Wrenn and One
+1: Wrenn and One gains "
: Add
" until your next turn.
−1: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
−4: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add
for each creature you control."
Planeswalker Land - Wrenn
Wrenn and One (mb2) 588
Yawgmoth's Day Planner
, Pay 2 life: Add
.
You may cast spells from your graveyard. Only mana produced by abilities that caused you to lose life may be spent to cast spells this way. (Damage causes loss of life.)
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
Artifact
Yawgmoth's Day Planner (mb2) 555
Zone of Flame
Enchant zone (Battlefield, command, exile, and stack are shared zones. Each player has their own graveyard, hand, and library zones.)
Whenever one or more cards enter or leave enchanted zone, Zone of Flame deals 1 damage to each opponent. (Tokens aren't cards.)
Enchantment - Aura
Zone of Flame (mb2) 571

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Deck stats

95 pips - 75 cards
23 mana - 20 cards
112 pips - 75 cards
22 mana - 20 cards
92 pips - 74 cards
23 mana - 20 cards
98 pips - 76 cards
22 mana - 20 cards
99 pips - 76 cards
23 mana - 20 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
20 mana - 13 cards
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