Sprouting Vines

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Wrath of God

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Crumbling Sanctuary

If damage would be dealt to a player, that player exiles that many cards from the top of their library instead.

Necrogen Mists

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card.

Braids, Cabal Minion

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices an artifact, creature, or land of their choice.

Tinker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Mana Cylix

Uba Mask

If a player would draw a card, that player exiles that card face up instead.
Each player may play lands and cast spells from among cards they exiled with Uba Mask this turn.

Mass Hysteria

The Rack

As The Rack enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Rhystic Circle

{1}: Any player may pay {1}. If no one does, the next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Infest

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Johnny, Combo Player

{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Forest

Grand Coliseum

Grand Coliseum enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Grand Coliseum deals 1 damage to you.

Keldon Firebombers

When Keldon Firebombers enters, each player sacrifices all lands they control except for three.

Phyrexian Tyranny

Whenever a player draws a card, that player loses 2 life unless they pay {2}.

Calming Verse

Destroy all enchantments you don't control. Then if you control an untapped land, destroy all enchantments you control.

Swamp

Joiner Adept

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Arcane Laboratory

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Possessed Portal

If a player would draw a card, that player skips that draw instead.
At the beginning of each end step, each player sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they discard a card.

Rackling

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Rackling deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Fatespinner

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player chooses draw step, main phase, or combat phase. The player skips each instance of the chosen step or phase this turn.

Confusion in the Ranks

Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters, its controller chooses target permanent another player controls that shares a card type with it. Exchange control of those permanents.

Well-Laid Plans

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to a creature by another creature if they share a color.

Thieves' Auction

Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.

Illicit Auction

Each player may bid life for control of target creature. You start the bidding with a bid of 0. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid and gains control of the creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Evacuation

Return all creatures to their owners' hands.

Caltrops

Whenever a creature attacks, Caltrops deals 1 damage to it.

Tinder Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Sacrifice Tinder Wall: Add {R}{R}.
{R}, Sacrifice Tinder Wall: It deals 2 damage to target creature it's blocking.

Gaea's Balance

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice five lands.
Search your library for a land card of each basic land type, put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Ethereal Haze

Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Tectonic Instability

Whenever a land enters, tap all lands its controller controls.

Darigaaz's Caldera

When Darigaaz's Caldera enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Lavaborn Muse

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has two or fewer cards in hand, Lavaborn Muse deals 3 damage to that player.

Tangle

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Each attacking creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Meddle

If target spell has only one target and that target is a creature, change that spell's target to another creature.

Tangle Wire

Fading 4 (This artifact enters with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.

Geothermal Crevice

Geothermal Crevice enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{T}, Sacrifice Geothermal Crevice: Add {B}{G}.

Earnest Fellowship

Each creature has protection from its colors.

Snag

You may discard a Forest card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by unblocked creatures this turn.

Magical Hacker

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Gleemax

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Holy Day

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Red-Hot Hottie

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Ghosts of the Innocent

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals half that damage, rounded down, to that permanent or player instead.

Righteous Cause

Whenever a creature attacks, you gain 1 life.

Ensnaring Bridge

Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.

Mesmeric Orb

Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.

Kaboom!

Choose any number of target players or planeswalkers. For each of them, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card, Kaboom! deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that player or planeswalker, then you put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Aether Snap

Remove all counters from all permanents and exile all tokens.

Ancient Spring

Ancient Spring enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
{T}, Sacrifice Ancient Spring: Add {W}{B}.

Vile Bile

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Culling Scales

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target nonland permanent with the lowest mana value. (If two or more permanents are tied for lowest, target any one of them.)

Limited Resources

When Limited Resources enters, each player chooses five lands they control and sacrifices the rest.
Players can't play lands as long as ten or more lands are on the battlefield.

Avatar of Me

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Squallmonger

{2}: Squallmonger deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.

Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Face to Face

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Bosom Buddy

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Liar's Pendulum

{2}, {T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent guesses whether a card with that name is in your hand. You may reveal your hand. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.

Rivalry

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls more lands than each other player, Rivalry deals 2 damage to them.

Tectonic Break

Each player sacrifices X lands of their choice.

Symbol Status

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Argivian Restoration

Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Swirl the Mists

As Swirl the Mists enters, choose a color word.
All instances of color words in the text of spells and permanents are changed to the chosen color word.

Orb of Dreams

Solar Tide

Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures with power 2 or less.
• Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater.
Entwine—Sacrifice two lands. (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Hokori, Dust Drinker

Lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps a land they control.

Loxodon Gatekeeper

Artifacts, creatures, and lands your opponents control enter tapped.

Bronze Calendar

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Wall of Air

Defender, flying (This creature can't attack, and it can block creatures with flying.)

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

Cowardice

Whenever a creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, return that creature to its owner's hand. (It won't be affected by the spell or ability.)

Brushland

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}. Brushland deals 1 damage to you.

Sandskin

Enchant creature
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by enchanted creature.

Stoneshaker Shaman

At the beginning of each player's end step, that player sacrifices an untapped land of their choice.

Moment's Peace

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Flashback {2}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Inferno

Inferno deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.

Risky Move

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Risky Move.
When you gain control of Risky Move from another player, choose a creature you control and an opponent. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, that opponent gains control of that creature.

Saprazzan Skerry

Saprazzan Skerry enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
{T}, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add {U}{U}. If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.

Standstill

When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.

Rising Waters

Darksteel Ingot

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Portcullis

Whenever a creature enters, if there are two or more other creatures on the battlefield, exile that creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control when Portcullis leaves the battlefield.

Impatience

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't cast a spell this turn, Impatience deals 2 damage to that player.

AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Mana Breach

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player returns a land they control to its owner's hand.

Concordant Crossroads

Enlightened Tutor

Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Mother of Goons

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Sulfur Vent

Sulfur Vent enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{T}, Sacrifice Sulfur Vent: Add {U}{R}.

Bottomless Pit

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.

Mind Swords

If you control a Swamp, you may sacrifice a creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Each player exiles two cards from their hand.

Akroma's Vengeance

Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Biorhythm

Each player's life total becomes the number of creatures they control.

Spore Cloud

Tap all blocking creatures. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Each attacking creature and each blocking creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Jinxed Choker

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of Jinxed Choker and puts a charge counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge counters on it.
{3}: Put a charge counter on Jinxed Choker or remove one from it.

Overabundance

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced, and Overabundance deals 1 damage to the player.

Chain of Acid

Destroy target noncreature permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Planar Chaos

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Planar Chaos.
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player flips a coin. If they lose the flip, counter that spell.

Mountain

Aether Barrier

Whenever a player casts a creature spell, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.