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Dread Pirate Bullshit
Deck Size: 89
Commander
Est deck cost: $153.44
Salt sum: 26.43
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Commander

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Fynn, the Fangbearer

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Creature
Fynn, the Fangbearer (sld) 1449

Commander

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Land

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Snow-Covered Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Forest (pana) 261

Land

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Recursion

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Hoarding Recluse

Reach, deathtouch When this creature dies, put up to one other target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature
Hoarding Recluse (bro) 186

Recursion

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Creature

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Bitterblade Warrior

You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature
Bitterblade Warrior (plst) AKH-157
Daggerback Basilisk

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Daggerback Basilisk (plst) M19-174
Kraul Stinger

Deathtouch

Creature
Kraul Stinger (war) 165

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Mill

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Glowing One

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they get four rad counters. Whenever a player mills a nonland card, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Glowing One (pip) 76

Mill

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Removal

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Acidic Slime

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Creature
Acidic Slime (cmm) 270
Ambush Viper

Flash Deathtouch

Creature
Ambush Viper (cmr) 213
Ankle Biter

Deathtouch

Creature
Ankle Biter (otj) 153
Axebane Ferox

Deathtouch, haste Ward—Collect evidence 4. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player exiles cards with total mana value 4 or greater from their graveyard.)

Creature
Axebane Ferox (mkm) 153
Deadly Recluse

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Deadly Recluse (cmm) 282
Fang of Shigeki

Deathtouch

Creature Enchantment
Fang of Shigeki (neo) 183
Flesh Burrower

Deathtouch Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Flesh Burrower (dsk) 178
Gnarlwood Dryad

Deathtouch Delirium — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Creature
Gnarlwood Dryad (dsc) 180
Grappling Hook

Equipped creature has double strike. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may have target creature block it this turn if able. Equip {4}

Artifact
Grappling Hook (c17) 212
Heir of the Wilds

Deathtouch Ferocious — Whenever this creature attacks, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Heir of the Wilds (ktk) 134
Hidden Blade

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. If that creature is an Assassin, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike. Equip {2}

Artifact
Hidden Blade (acr) 73
Mirkwood Spider

Deathtouch Whenever this creature attacks, target legendary creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Mirkwood Spider (ltr) 178
Moss Viper

Deathtouch

Creature
Moss Viper (thb) 179
Sedge Scorpion

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Sedge Scorpion (m20) 192
Tajuru Blightblade

Deathtouch

Creature
Tajuru Blightblade (znr) 208
Wasteland Viper

Deathtouch Bloodrush — {G}, Discard this creature: Target attacking creature gets +1/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Wasteland Viper (rvr) 160

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Draw

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Oakhame Adversary

This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a green permanent. Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Oakhame Adversary (plst) ELD-167
Ohran Frostfang

Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Ohran Frostfang (otc) 199
Toski, Bearer of Secrets

This spell can't be countered. Indestructible Toski attacks each combat if able. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Toski, Bearer of Secrets (blc) 244

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Protection

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Akroma's Memorial

Creatures you control have flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, and protection from black and from red.

Artifact
Akroma's Memorial (tsr) 262
Kaldra Compleat

Living weapon Indestructible Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." Equip {7}

Artifact
Kaldra Compleat (cmm) 958

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Tokens

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Moonsilver Spear

Equipped creature has first strike. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying. Equip {4}

Artifact
Moonsilver Spear (afc) 212
Printlifter Ooze

Deathtouch Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. The token enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of other creatures you control. Disguise {3}{G}

Creature
Printlifter Ooze (mkc) 40
Wurmcoil Engine

Deathtouch, lifelink When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.

Creature Artifact
Wurmcoil Engine (2xm) 308

Tokens

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Evasion

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Bladed Pinions

Equipped creature has flying and first strike. Equip {2}

Artifact
Bladed Pinions (som) 140
Chariot of Victory

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste. Equip {1}

Artifact
Chariot of Victory (jou) 159
Helm of Kaldra

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste. {1}: If you control Equipment named Helm of Kaldra, Sword of Kaldra, and Shield of Kaldra, create Kaldra, a legendary 4/4 colorless Avatar creature token. Attach those Equipment to it. Equip {2}

Artifact
Helm of Kaldra (plst) 5DN-131
Mirri, Cat Warrior

First strike, forestwalk, vigilance (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike, it can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest, and attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Creature
Mirri, Cat Warrior (10e) 279
Power Matrix

{T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying, first strike, and trample until end of turn.

Artifact
Power Matrix (mb2) 229
Sharpened Pitchfork

Equipped creature has first strike. As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets +1/+1. Equip {1}

Artifact
Sharpened Pitchfork (ddq) 32
Surestrike Trident

Equipped creature has first strike and "{T}, Unattach Surestrike Trident: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker." Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Surestrike Trident (dst) 147
Sword of Vengeance

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike, vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {3}

Artifact
Sword of Vengeance (nec) 164

Evasion

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Pump

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Ace's Baseball Bat

Equipped creature gets +3/+0. As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked by a Dalek if able. Equip legendary creature {1} Equip {3}

Artifact
Ace's Baseball Bat (who) 170
Brass Knuckles

When you cast this spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.) Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Brass Knuckles (pip) 227
Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fireshrieker (j25) 750
Glamdring

Equipped creature has first strike and gets +1/+0 for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost. Equip {3}

Artifact
Glamdring (ltr) 239
Jousting Lance

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. During your turn, equipped creature has first strike. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Jousting Lance (j22) 779
Leyline Axe

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Leyline Axe (fdn) 129
Neglected Heirloom

Artifact
Neglected Heirloom // Ashmouth Blade (soi) 260Neglected Heirloom // Ashmouth Blade (soi) 260
No-Dachi

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
No-Dachi (chk) 264
Runechanter's Pike

Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. Equip {2}

Artifact
Runechanter's Pike (isd) 231
Viridian Claw

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike. Equip {1}

Artifact
Viridian Claw (plst) MBS-143

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Untap

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Sting, the Glinting Dagger

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste. At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature. Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sting, the Glinting Dagger (ltr) 250

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Finisher

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God-Eternal Rhonas

Deathtouch When God-Eternal Rhonas enters, double the power of each other creature you control until end of turn. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn. When God-Eternal Rhonas dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

Creature
God-Eternal Rhonas (war) 163

Finisher

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Ramp

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Deathbloom Gardener

Deathtouch {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Deathbloom Gardener (dmu) 159
Erinis, Gloom Stalker

Deathtouch Whenever Erinis attacks, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Erinis, Gloom Stalker (clb) 230
Jewel-Eyed Cobra

Deathtouch When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Jewel-Eyed Cobra (mh2) 168
Nightshade Dryad

Deathtouch {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Nightshade Dryad (mh3) 163
Poison Dart Frog

Reach {T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Poison Dart Frog (lci) 207
Toxicrene

Reach, deathtouch Hypertoxic Miasma — All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color" and lose all other abilities.

Creature
Toxicrene (40k) 101

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