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一放屁就讓你過河 (one fart sends you over the river)- Chan Master Foyin
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Commander

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Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {R/W}{R/W}. If you do, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature
Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest (frf) 52

Commander

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Draw

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Archmage Emeritus

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.

Creature
Archmage Emeritus (otc) 90
Blazing Crescendo

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Instant
Blazing Crescendo (one) 123
Burning Prophet

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn, then scry 1.

Creature
Burning Prophet (rvr) 104
Combat Research

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." As long as enchanted creature is legendary, it gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Enchantment
Combat Research (dmu) 44
Curiosity

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

Enchantment
Curiosity (plst) A25-52
Defiant Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Defiant Strike (j25) 187
Enter the Enigma

Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Enter the Enigma (dsk) 52
Expedite

Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Expedite (cmr) 413
Glimpse the Impossible

Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them into your graveyard, then create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token for each card put into your graveyard this way. Those tokens have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Sorcery
Glimpse the Impossible (mh3) 124
Guided Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Guided Strike (jud) 13
Jeskai Ascendancy

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Enchantment
Jeskai Ascendancy (2x2) 231
Reach Through Mists

Draw a card.

Instant
Reach Through Mists (chk) 81
Staggering Insight

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Enchantment
Staggering Insight (scd) 246
Whirlwind of Thought

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, draw a card.

Enchantment
Whirlwind of Thought (moc) 344

Draw

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Protection

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Apostle's Blessing

({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.) Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Instant
Apostle's Blessing (plst) MM2-8
Blessed Breath

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Splice onto Arcane {W} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Blessed Breath (chk) 1
Confound

Counter target spell that targets a creature. Draw a card.

Instant
Confound (pls) 22
Emerge Unscathed

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant
Emerge Unscathed (plst) IMA-19
Ethereal Haze

Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Instant
Ethereal Haze (chk) 9
Flare of Faith

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a Human, instead it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Flare of Faith (mid) 19
Gods Willing

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that color.) Scry 1.

Instant
Gods Willing (sta) 7
Holy Day

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Holy Day (9ed) 18
Loran's Escape

Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.

Instant
Loran's Escape (bro) 14
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (plst) M12-219
Taigam, Ojutai Master

Instant, sorcery, and Dragon spells you control can't be countered. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, if Taigam attacked this turn, that spell gains rebound. (Exile the spell as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast that card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creature
Taigam, Ojutai Master (c17) 46
Turn Aside

Counter target spell that targets a permanent you control.

Instant
Turn Aside (plst) EMN-78

Protection

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Removal

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Crush

Destroy target noncreature artifact.

Instant
Crush (mbs) 61
Dismiss into Dream

Each creature your opponents control is an Illusion in addition to its other types and has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."

Enchantment
Dismiss into Dream (m14) 50
Fling

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Instant
Fling (pc2) 44
Quiet Contemplation

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, tap target creature an opponent controls and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Enchantment
Quiet Contemplation (ktk) 50
Single Combat

Each player chooses a creature or planeswalker they control, then sacrifices the rest. Players can't cast creature or planeswalker spells until the end of your next turn.

Sorcery
Single Combat (war) 30
Smash to Dust

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target creature with defender. • Smash to Dust deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.

Sorcery
Smash to Dust (dmu) 144
Snap

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.

Instant
Snap (woc) 110
Urza's Ruinous Blast

(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.) Exile all nonland permanents that aren't legendary.

Sorcery
Urza's Ruinous Blast (dom) 39
Whirlwind Denial

For each spell and ability your opponents control, counter it unless its controller pays {4}.

Instant
Whirlwind Denial (sta) 23
You Come to a River

Choose one — • Fight the Current — Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. • Find a Crossing — Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Instant
You Come to a River (afr) 83

Removal

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Burn

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Insult

Sorcery
Insult // Injury (akh) 213

Burn

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Evasion

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Distortion Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery
Distortion Strike (ima) 52
Slip Through Space

Devoid (This card has no color.) Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Slip Through Space (ogw) 47

Evasion

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Pump

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Maximize Velocity

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Sorcery
Maximize Velocity (plst) GRN-111
Onward

Instant
Onward // Victory (akh) 218
Reckless Charge

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Reckless Charge (ema) 144
Run Amok

Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant
Run Amok (dom) 140
Rush of Adrenaline

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant
Rush of Adrenaline (j22) 592
Samut's Sprint

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Scry 1.

Instant
Samut's Sprint (plst) WAR-142
Siege Smash

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Target creature gets +3/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Instant
Siege Smash (mh3) 136
Whirling Strike

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn.

Instant
Whirling Strike (bro) 157
Wing It

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put a flying counter on it. Scry 1.

Instant
Wing It (mh3) 48

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Tokens

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Baral and Kari Zev

First strike, menace Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, you may cast a spell with lesser mana value that shares a card type with it from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, create First Mate Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey Pirate creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Baral and Kari Zev (mom) 218

Tokens

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Copy

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Thousand-Year Storm

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Enchantment
Thousand-Year Storm (fdn) 248

Copy

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Instant

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Hundred-Talon Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Splice onto Arcane—Tap an untapped white creature you control. (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant
Hundred-Talon Strike (bok) 8
Unnatural Speed

Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Instant
Unnatural Speed (chk) 197

Instant

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (clb) 298
Azorius Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.

Artifact
Azorius Signet (dsc) 240
Birgi, God of Storytelling

Creature
Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123
Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Chromatic Lantern (plst) GRN-233
Dreamscape Artist

{2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature
Dreamscape Artist (tsr) 64
Gift of Estates

If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Gift of Estates (plst) C14-73
Izzet Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Artifact
Izzet Signet (blc) 278
Monk Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. {W}{U}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."

Enchantment
Monk Class (afr) 228
Narset of the Ancient Way

+1: You gain 2 life. Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. −2: Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Narset deals damage equal to that card's mana value to target creature or planeswalker. −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this emblem deals 2 damage to any target."

Planeswalker
Narset of the Ancient Way (iko) 278
Primal Amulet

Artifact
Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring (xln) 243Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring (xln) 243
Storm-Kiln Artist

This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token.

Creature
Storm-Kiln Artist (otc) 181
Vessel of Endless Rest

When this artifact enters, put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Vessel of Endless Rest (uma) 235

Ramp

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Counters

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Guiding Voice

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Sorcery
Guiding Voice (stx) 19

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Land

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Alpine Meadow

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) This land enters tapped.

Land
Alpine Meadow (khm) 248
Azorius Chancery

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{U}.

Land
Azorius Chancery (dsc) 261
Boros Garrison

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Land
Boros Garrison (clu) 231
Cloudcrest Lake

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {U}. This land doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Land
Cloudcrest Lake (chk) 274
Glacial Floodplain

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) This land enters tapped.

Land
Glacial Floodplain (khm) 257
Halimar Depths

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. {T}: Add {U}.

Land
Halimar Depths (dsc) 282
Hanweir Battlements

{T}: Add {C}. {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control this land and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.

Land
Hanweir Battlements (emn) 204
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dsk) 279
Izzet Boilerworks

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Land
Izzet Boilerworks (otc) 302
Legion Leadership

Instant
Legion Leadership // Legion Stronghold (mh3) 255Legion Leadership // Legion Stronghold (mh3) 255
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dsk) 283
Mystic Monastery

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.

Land
Mystic Monastery (blc) 318
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (j25) 81
Prismari Campus

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. {4}, {T}: Scry 1.

Land
Prismari Campus (clb) 909
Remote Isle

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Remote Isle (dmr) 254
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (moc) 421
Stone Quarry

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Stone Quarry (akh) 274
Swiftwater Cliffs

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Swiftwater Cliffs (m21) 251
Terminal Moraine

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terminal Moraine (dmr) 259
Vivid Creek

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it. {T}: Add {U}. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

Land
Vivid Creek (ncc) 444

Land

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Recursion

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Mavinda, Students' Advocate

Flying {0}: You may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that spell doesn't target a creature you control, it costs {8} more to cast this way. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only once each turn. (You still pay the spell's costs. Timing rules for the spell still apply.)

Creature
Mavinda, Students' Advocate (stx) 21
Mission Briefing

Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast it this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant
Mission Briefing (mkc) 110

Recursion

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Sideboard

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Ajani's Presence

Strive — This spell costs {2}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Any number of target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Instant
Ajani's Presence (jou) 2
Blood Lust

If target creature has toughness 5 or greater, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn. Otherwise, it gets +4/-X until end of turn, where X is its toughness minus 1.

Instant
Blood Lust (5ed) 212
Cathedral of War

This land enters tapped. Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Cathedral of War (plst) M13-221
Fists of Flame

Draw a card. Until end of turn, target creature gains trample and gets +1/+0 for each card you've drawn this turn. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Instant
Fists of Flame (j25) 550
Fragmentize

Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value 4 or less.

Sorcery
Fragmentize (plst) KLD-14
Homestead Courage

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Flashback {W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Homestead Courage (mid) 24
Invigorated Rampage

Choose one — • Target creature gets +4/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. • Two target creatures each get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Instant
Invigorated Rampage (j25) 567
Mercadia's Downfall

Each attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each nonbasic land defending player controls.

Instant
Mercadia's Downfall (plst) MMQ-205
Rip Apart

Choose one — • Rip Apart deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery
Rip Apart (onc) 124
Rush of Blood

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power.

Instant
Rush of Blood (avr) 154
Screaming Fury

Target creature gets +5/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Screaming Fury (5dn) 78
Shelter

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Shelter (cmm) 56
Show of Confidence

When you cast this spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.

Instant
Show of Confidence (stx) 28
Unleash Fury

Double the power of target creature until end of turn.

Instant
Unleash Fury (j25) 608
Valorous Stance

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant
Valorous Stance (j25) 277

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Deck stats

26 pips - 25 cards
21 mana - 20 cards
27 pips - 25 cards
24 mana - 22 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
27 pips - 25 cards
22 mana - 21 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
5 mana - 5 cards
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