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Piss Yourself!
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Est deck cost: $137.84
Salt sum: 33.82
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Commander

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Gornog, the Red Reaper

Haste Cowards can't block Warriors. Whenever one or more Warriors you control attack a player, target creature that player controls becomes a Coward. Attacking Warriors you control get +X/+0, where X is the number of Cowards your opponents control.

Creature
Gornog, the Red Reaper (j25) 49

Commander

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Creature

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Akoum Warrior

Creature
Akoum Warrior // Akoum Teeth (znr) 134Akoum Warrior // Akoum Teeth (znr) 134
Sardian Cliffstomper

As long as it's your turn and you control four or more Mountains, this creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of Mountains you control.

Creature
Sardian Cliffstomper (bro) 151

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Landfall

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Moraug, Fury of Akoum

Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.

Creature
Moraug, Fury of Akoum (znr) 150

Landfall

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Theft

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Zealous Conscripts

Haste When this creature enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Zealous Conscripts (inr) 183

Theft

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Anthem

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Berserkers' Onslaught

Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Enchantment
Berserkers' Onslaught (blc) 192
Bloodmark Mentor

Red creatures you control have first strike.

Creature
Bloodmark Mentor (ddg) 50
Lovisa Coldeyes

Each creature that's a Barbarian, a Warrior, or a Berserker gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Creature
Lovisa Coldeyes (plst) CSP-90
Paragon of Fierce Defiance

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. {R}, {T}: Another target red creature you control gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature
Paragon of Fierce Defiance (m15) 158
Rage Reflection

Creatures you control have double strike.

Enchantment
Rage Reflection (plst) SHM-104
Rising of the Day

Creatures you control have haste. Legendary creatures you control get +1/+0.

Enchantment
Rising of the Day (ltr) 145
Shared Animosity

Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature that shares a creature type with it.

Enchantment
Shared Animosity (lcc) 231

Anthem

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Draw

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Anep, Vizier of Hazoret

Trample You may exert Anep as it attacks. When you do, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature
Anep, Vizier of Hazoret (j25) 46
Crash Through

Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. (Each of those creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Draw a card.

Sorcery
Crash Through (plst) M19-133
Ivora, Insatiable Heir

Trample When Ivora enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.

Creature
Ivora, Insatiable Heir (j25) 50
Laelia, the Blade Reforged

Haste Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.

Creature
Laelia, the Blade Reforged (mh3) 281
Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion

Trample Whenever Neheb deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw that many cards and add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature
Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion (dmc) 125
Warlord's Fury

Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Warlord's Fury (dom) 151

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Protection

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Frenzied Saddlebrute

Haste All creatures can attack your opponents and planeswalkers your opponents control as though those creatures had haste.

Creature
Frenzied Saddlebrute (cmr) 180
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.

Creature
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs (cmm) 237

Protection

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Tokens

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Inquisitorial Rosette

Inquisition Agents — Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature token with vigilance that's attacking. Then attacking creatures gain menace until end of turn. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Inquisitorial Rosette (40k) 159
Tiamat's Fanatics

Haste Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature
Tiamat's Fanatics (clb) 202
Warchief Giant

Haste Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature
Warchief Giant (plst) C15-31

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Burn

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Ash Zealot

First strike, haste Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, this creature deals 3 damage to that player.

Creature
Ash Zealot (rtr) 86
Gratuitous Violence

If a creature you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.

Enchantment
Gratuitous Violence (blc) 197
Insult

Sorcery
Insult // Injury (plst) AKH-213
Pyrophobia

Pyrophobia deals 3 damage to target creature. Cowards can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Pyrophobia (j25) 587
Star Athlete

Menace Whenever this creature attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, this creature deals 5 damage to that player. Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Star Athlete (dsc) 57

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Evasion

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Ahn-Crop Crasher

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, target creature can't block this turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature
Ahn-Crop Crasher (j25) 514
Archetype of Aggression

Creatures you control have trample. Creatures your opponents control lose trample and can't have or gain trample.

Creature Enchantment
Archetype of Aggression (plst) BNG-88
Boldwyr Intimidator

Cowards can't block Warriors. {R}: Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn. {2}{R}: Target creature becomes a Warrior until end of turn.

Creature
Boldwyr Intimidator (j25) 527
Frontier Warmonger

Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents or a planeswalker they control, those creatures gain menace until end of turn.

Creature
Frontier Warmonger (mkc) 154
Goblin War Drums

Creatures you control have menace. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Enchantment
Goblin War Drums (a25) 133
Goma Fada Vanguard

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of Warriors you control can't block this turn.

Creature
Goma Fada Vanguard (j25) 561
Kargan Intimidator

Cowards can't block Warriors. {1}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — • This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. • Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn. • Target Warrior gains trample until end of turn.

Creature
Kargan Intimidator (j25) 569
Radha's Firebrand

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than this creature's power can't block this turn. Domain — {5}{R}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Creature
Radha's Firebrand (dmu) 141
Smelt-Ward Minotaur

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.

Creature
Smelt-Ward Minotaur (grn) 116

Evasion

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Pump

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Chaos Terminator Lord

Lord of Chaos — At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature
Chaos Terminator Lord (40k) 74
Ogre Battledriver

Whenever another creature you control enters, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature
Ogre Battledriver (ddn) 16

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Tutor

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Deathbellow War Cry

Search your library for up to four Minotaur creature cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Deathbellow War Cry (thb) 294

Tutor

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Copy

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Flamerush Rider

Whenever this creature attacks, create a token that's a copy of another target attacking creature and that's tapped and attacking. Exile the token at end of combat. Dash {2}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Flamerush Rider (ltc) 216
Jaxis, the Troublemaker

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste and "When this token dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery. Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Jaxis, the Troublemaker (snc) 112

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Finisher

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Combat Celebrant

If this creature hasn't been exerted this turn, you may exert it as it attacks. When you do, untap all other creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature
Combat Celebrant (j25) 531
Isengard Unleashed

Damage can't be prevented this turn. If a source you control would deal damage this turn to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals triple that damage instead. Flashback {4}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Isengard Unleashed (ltc) 495
Karlach, Fury of Avernus

Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Karlach, Fury of Avernus (clb) 186
Overpowering Attack

Freerunning {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Untap all creatures you control that attacked this turn. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

Sorcery
Overpowering Attack (acr) 37
World at War

After the second main phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery
World at War (roe) 172

Finisher

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Ramp

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Brighthearth Banneret

Elemental spells and Warrior spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Reinforce 1—{1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.)

Creature
Brighthearth Banneret (mor) 88
Hazoret's Monument

Red creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact
Hazoret's Monument (dmc) 183
Koth, Fire of Resistance

+2: Search your library for a basic Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. −3: Koth deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control. −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever a Mountain you control enters, this emblem deals 4 damage to any target."

Planeswalker
Koth, Fire of Resistance (one) 138
Neheb, the Eternal

Afflict 3 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.) At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

Creature
Neheb, the Eternal (mkc) 158
Professional Face-Breaker

Menace Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Creature
Professional Face-Breaker (j22) 581
Rose Room Treasurer

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, create a Treasure token if this is the first or second time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may pay {X}. When you do, this creature deals X damage to any target.

Creature
Rose Room Treasurer (blc) 201
Ruby Medallion

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact
Ruby Medallion (mh3) 295
Swashbuckler Extraordinaire

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice one or more Treasures. When you do, up to that many target creatures gain double strike until end of turn.

Creature
Swashbuckler Extraordinaire (clb) 198

Ramp

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Counters

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Falkenrath Marauders

Flying Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Falkenrath Marauders (j25) 543
Hamletback Goliath

Whenever another creature enters, you may put X +1/+1 counters on this creature, where X is that creature's power.

Creature
Hamletback Goliath (jmp) 332
Markov Blademaster

Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Markov Blademaster (j25) 574

Counters

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Land

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Ghitu Encampment

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}: This land becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Land
Ghitu Encampment (j25) 155
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (j25) 90

Land

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Removal

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (drc) 101
Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (drc) 47
Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (dsc) 162
Coward

Sorcery
Coward // Killer (who) 77
Cyclops Gladiator

Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature defending player controls. If you do, that creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature.

Creature
Cyclops Gladiator (m11) 131
Wild Magic Surge

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a permanent card that shares a card type with that permanent. They put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Instant
Wild Magic Surge (clb) 206
Yavimaya Steelcrusher

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.) {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact.

Creature
Yavimaya Steelcrusher (dmu) 152

Removal

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