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Ultra Budget Brews — Die Hard - Now I have a Machine Gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $77.01
Salt Sum: 24.43
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $0.49
Tajic, Blade of the Legion

Indestructible Battalion — Whenever Tajic, Blade of the Legion and at least two other creatures attack, Tajic gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

Creature
Tajic, Blade of the Legion (dmc) 171
1

Artifacts

Quantity: 26Price: $18.00
Argentum Armor

Equipped creature gets +6/+6. Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. Equip {6}

Artifact
Argentum Armor (afc) 198
1
Bonesplitter

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {1}

Artifact
Bonesplitter (cmr) 458
1
Boompile

{T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.

Artifact
Boompile (plst) C16-52
1
Boros Cluestone

{T}: Add {R} or {W}. {R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Boros Cluestone: Draw a card.

Artifact
Boros Cluestone (cm2) 175
1
Boros Keyrune

{T}: Add {R} or {W}. {R}{W}: Boros Keyrune becomes a 1/1 red and white Soldier artifact creature with double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Artifact
Boros Keyrune (gtc) 227
1
Boros Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Artifact
Boros Signet (onc) 126
1
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (plst) C14-54
1
Darksteel Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Axe (2xm) 247
1
Darksteel Ingot

Indestructible {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Darksteel Ingot (cm2) 184
1
Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Fireshrieker (nec) 151
1
Hero's Blade

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach Hero's Blade to it. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hero's Blade (j22) 776
1
Honed Khopesh

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Honed Khopesh (akh) 230
1
Inquisitor's Flail

If equipped creature would deal combat damage, it deals double that damage instead. If another creature would deal combat damage to equipped creature, it deals double that damage to equipped creature instead. Equip {2}

Artifact
Inquisitor's Flail (isd) 227
1
Loxodon Warhammer

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

Artifact
Loxodon Warhammer (onc) 135
1
Mask of Memory

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Mask of Memory (onc) 136
1
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (moc) 364
1
Shuko

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Shuko (bok) 159
1
Spear of Heliod

Creatures you control get +1/+1. {1}{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

Artifact Enchantment
Spear of Heliod (ths) 33
1
Sunforger

Equipped creature gets +4/+0. {R}{W}, Unattach Sunforger: Search your library for a red or white instant card with mana value 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle. Equip {3}

Artifact
Sunforger (cmr) 473
1
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (scd) 279
1
Sword of Vengeance

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike, vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {3}

Artifact
Sword of Vengeance (plst) M11-216
1
Tenza, Godo's Maul

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. As long as it's legendary, it gets an additional +2/+2. As long as it's red, it has trample. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Tenza, Godo's Maul (dmc) 193
1
Trusty Machete

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip {2}

Artifact
Trusty Machete (plst) ZEN-209
1
Veteran's Armaments

Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each attacking creature." Whenever a Soldier creature enters the battlefield, you may attach Veteran's Armaments to it. Equip {2}

Artifact Tribal
Veteran's Armaments (mor) 146
1
Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Whispersilk Cloak (plst) M11-221
1
Worldslayer

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy all permanents other than Worldslayer. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Worldslayer (m12) 222
1

Enchantments

Quantity: 4Price: $6.98
Banishing Light

When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Banishing Light leaves the battlefield.

Enchantment
Banishing Light (scd) 9
1
Oblivion Ring

When Oblivion Ring enters the battlefield, exile another target nonland permanent. When Oblivion Ring leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Enchantment
Oblivion Ring (mm2) 29
1
Pariah

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Enchantment
Pariah (cn2) 95
1
Unquestioned Authority

Enchant creature When Unquestioned Authority enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature has protection from creatures.

Enchantment
Unquestioned Authority (j22) 260
1

Instants

Quantity: 25Price: $19.12
Abolish

You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Abolish (ddf) 29
1
Acrobatic Maneuver

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Draw a card.

Instant
Acrobatic Maneuver (j22) 138
1
Aurelia's Fury

Aurelia's Fury deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Tap each creature dealt damage this way. Players dealt damage this way can't cast noncreature spells this turn.

Instant
Aurelia's Fury (plst) GTC-144
1
Brute Force

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Instant
Brute Force (tsr) 157
1
Defiant Strike

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Defiant Strike (m21) 15
1
Double Cleave

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Instant
Double Cleave (uma) 214
1
Expose Evil

Tap up to two target creatures. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Instant
Expose Evil (plst) SOI-19
1
Fight to the Death

Destroy all blocking creatures and all blocked creatures.

Instant
Fight to the Death (arb) 97
1
Glorious End

End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.) At the beginning of your next end step, you lose the game.

Instant
Glorious End (akh) 133
1
Intimidation Bolt

Intimidation Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature. Other creatures can't attack this turn.

Instant
Intimidation Bolt (arb) 99
1
Leave

Instant
Leave // Chance (hou) 153
1
Magnetic Theft

Attach target Equipment to target creature. (Control of the Equipment doesn't change.)

Instant
Magnetic Theft (5dn) 74
1
Mana Tithe

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Instant
Mana Tithe (tsr) 26
1
Master Warcraft

Cast this spell only before attackers are declared. You choose which creatures attack this turn. You choose which creatures block this turn and how those creatures block.

Instant
Master Warcraft (cmr) 447
1
Oblation

The owner of target nonland permanent shuffles it into their library, then draws two cards.

Instant
Oblation (c21) 97
1
Onward

Instant
Onward // Victory (akh) 218
1
Orim's Thunder

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, it deals damage equal to that permanent's mana value to target creature.

Instant
Orim's Thunder (dmr) 18
1
Phalanx Formation

Strive — This spell costs {1}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Any number of target creatures each gain double strike until end of turn. (They deal both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Instant
Phalanx Formation (jou) 21
1
Pitfall Trap

If exactly one creature is attacking, you may pay {W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Destroy target attacking creature without flying.

Instant
Pitfall Trap (plst) MM3-18
1
Psychotic Fury

Target multicolored creature gains double strike until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Psychotic Fury (dis) 68
1
Retaliate

Destroy all creatures that dealt damage to you this turn.

Instant
Retaliate (5dn) 13
1
Ride Down

Destroy target blocking creature. Creatures that were blocked by that creature this combat gain trample until end of turn.

Instant
Ride Down (emn) 188
1
Swift Kick

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.

Instant
Swift Kick (j22) 612
1
Temur Battle Rage

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Instant
Temur Battle Rage (plst) CMR-417
1
Valorous Stance

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant
Valorous Stance (j22) 263
1

Lands

Quantity: 36Price: $26.24
Battlefield Forge

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.

Land
Battlefield Forge (bro) 257
1
Boros Garrison

Boros Garrison enters the battlefield tapped. When Boros Garrison enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Land
Boros Garrison (onc) 146
1
Boros Guildgate

Boros Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Boros Guildgate (cmr) 478
1
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (plst) CMD-269
1
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (plst) RIX-186
1
Forgotten Cave

Forgotten Cave enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}. Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Forgotten Cave (onc) 153
1
Hanweir Battlements

{T}: Add {C}. {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.

Land
Hanweir Battlements (emn) 204
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (plst) AKH-264
10
Needle Spires

Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.

Land
Needle Spires (znc) 137
1
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (plst) AKH-256
10
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (moc) 421
1
Secluded Steppe

Secluded Steppe enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {W}. Cycling {W} ({W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Secluded Steppe (onc) 163
1
Slayers' Stronghold

{T}: Add {C}. {R}{W}, {T}: Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains vigilance and haste until end of turn.

Land
Slayers' Stronghold (onc) 165
1
Stone Quarry

Stone Quarry enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Stone Quarry (cmr) 495
1
Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{R}{W}, {T}: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Land
Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion (c21) 319
1
Temple of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land
Temple of the False God (moc) 437
1
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (plst) TSP-279
1
Wind-Scarred Crag

Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield tapped. When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Wind-Scarred Crag (mom) 276
1

Sorceries

Quantity: 7Price: $5.39
Crash Through

Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Draw a card.

Sorcery
Crash Through (m21) 140
1
Hour of Revelation

This spell costs {3} less to cast if there are ten or more nonland permanents on the battlefield. Destroy all nonland permanents.

Sorcery
Hour of Revelation (znc) 17
1
Insult

Sorcery
Insult // Injury (akh) 213
1
Open the Armory

Search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Open the Armory (cmr) 34
1
Open the Vaults

Return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to the battlefield under their owners' control. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in graveyards.)

Sorcery
Open the Vaults (2xm) 24
1
Rout

You may cast Rout as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.) Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery
Rout (c21) 101
1
Sublime Exhalation

Undaunted (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent.) Destroy all creatures.

Sorcery
Sublime Exhalation (cm2) 36
1

creatures

Quantity: 1Price: $0.79
Sram, Senior Edificer

Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.

Creature
Sram, Senior Edificer (nec) 88
1

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