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The Chopping Block — Mob Rule - Paradoxical Crime Spree
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
Legal
Est deck cost: $814.64
Salt Sum: 31.64
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $2.29
Krenko, Mob Boss

{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.

Creature
Krenko, Mob Boss (j22) 564
1

Artifacts

Quantity: 28Price: $344.96
Ashnod's Altar

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Ashnod's Altar (plst) EMA-218
1
Basalt Monolith

Basalt Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}: Untap Basalt Monolith.

Artifact
Basalt Monolith (2xm) 232
1
Cloudstone Curio

Whenever a nonartifact permanent enters the battlefield under your control, you may return another permanent you control that shares a permanent type with it to its owner's hand.

Artifact
Cloudstone Curio (rav) 257
1
Decoction Module

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you get {E} (an energy counter). {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Artifact
Decoction Module (kld) 205
1
Dreamstone Hedron

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Dreamstone Hedron: Draw three cards.

Artifact
Dreamstone Hedron (brc) 139
1
Erratic Portal

{1}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.

Artifact
Erratic Portal (plst) EXO-132
1
Everflowing Chalice

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) Everflowing Chalice enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Everflowing Chalice.

Artifact
Everflowing Chalice (clb) 859
1
Expedition Map

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Expedition Map (j22) 765
1
Fire Diamond

Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}.

Artifact
Fire Diamond (clb) 313
1
Gilded Lotus

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact
Gilded Lotus (dom) 215
1
Hedron Archive

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Hedron Archive (moc) 359
1
Illuminated Folio

{1}, {T}, Reveal two cards from your hand that share a color: Draw a card.

Artifact
Illuminated Folio (shm) 254
1
Khalni Gem

When Khalni Gem enters the battlefield, return two lands you control to their owner's hand. {T}: Add two mana of any one color.

Artifact
Khalni Gem (zen) 205
1
Mana Crypt

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Crypt (2xm) 270
1
Mana Vault

Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Vault (2x2) 308
1
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (moc) 364
1
Obelisk of Urd

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) As Obelisk of Urd enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2.

Artifact
Obelisk of Urd (znc) 115
1
Otherworld Atlas

{T}: Put a charge counter on Otherworld Atlas. {T}: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on Otherworld Atlas.

Artifact
Otherworld Atlas (avr) 219
1
Paradox Engine

Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.

Artifact
Paradox Engine (aer) 169
1
Planar Bridge

{8}, {T}: Search your library for a permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact
Planar Bridge (2x2) 313
1
Pyromancer's Goggles

{T}: Add {R}. When that mana is spent to cast a red instant or sorcery spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact
Pyromancer's Goggles (c21) 259
1
Ring of Three Wishes

Ring of Three Wishes enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it. {5}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from Ring of Three Wishes: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Ring of Three Wishes (m14) 216
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (moc) 381
1
Star Compass

Star Compass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.

Artifact
Star Compass (ima) 229
1
Temple Bell

{T}: Each player draws a card.

Artifact
Temple Bell (c16) 277
1
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (scd) 285
1
Thran Dynamo

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Thran Dynamo (brc) 168
1
Urza's Blueprints

Echo {6} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) {T}: Draw a card.

Artifact
Urza's Blueprints (dmr) 238
1

Creatures

Quantity: 23Price: $87.67
Akki Drillmaster

{T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Akki Drillmaster (sok) 92
1
Ancestral Statue

When Ancestral Statue enters the battlefield, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Creature Artifact
Ancestral Statue (jmp) 458
1
Chancellor of the Forge

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token with haste. When Chancellor of the Forge enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens with haste, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature
Chancellor of the Forge (nph) 81
1
Embermage Goblin

When Embermage Goblin enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card named Embermage Goblin, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {T}: Embermage Goblin deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Embermage Goblin (ons) 200★
1
Goblin Bushwhacker

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Creature
Goblin Bushwhacker (plst) ZEN-125
1
Goblin Chieftain

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.

Creature
Goblin Chieftain (plst) DDT-41
1
Goblin Dynamo

{T}: Goblin Dynamo deals 1 damage to any target. {X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Goblin Dynamo: It deals X damage to any target.

Creature
Goblin Dynamo (lgn) 97
1
Goblin Fireslinger

{T}: Goblin Fireslinger deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature
Goblin Fireslinger (plst) MM2-114
1
Goblin General

Whenever Goblin General attacks, Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Goblin General (s99) 101
1
Goblin King

Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.

Creature
Goblin King (10e) 207
1
Goblin Lookout

{T}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Goblin creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Goblin Lookout (lgn) 101
1
Goblin Piledriver

Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.) Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

Creature
Goblin Piledriver (plst) ORI-151
1
Goblin Sharpshooter

Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Goblin Sharpshooter (c13) 111
1
Goblin Welder

{T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.

Creature
Goblin Welder (cm2) 101
1
Grinning Ignus

{R}, Return Grinning Ignus to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Grinning Ignus (stx) 104
1
Kuldotha Forgemaster

{T}, Sacrifice three artifacts: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact
Kuldotha Forgemaster (2xm) 266
1
Lavafume Invoker

{8}: Creatures you control get +3/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Lavafume Invoker (roe) 155
1
Lightning Crafter

Champion a Goblin or Shaman (When this enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile another Goblin or Shaman you control. When this leaves the battlefield, that card returns to the battlefield.) {T}: Lightning Crafter deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature
Lightning Crafter (plst) MOR-93
1
Lobber Crew

Defender {T}: Lobber Crew deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, untap Lobber Crew.

Creature
Lobber Crew (rtr) 99
1
Myr Retriever

When Myr Retriever dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Myr Retriever (2xm) 277
1
Rabble-Rouser

Bloodthirst 1 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.) {R}, {T}: Attacking creatures get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Rabble-Rouser's power.

Creature
Rabble-Rouser (gpt) 73
1
Rummaging Goblin

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Creature
Rummaging Goblin (j22) 591
1
Siege-Gang Commander

When Siege-Gang Commander enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Siege-Gang Commander deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature
Siege-Gang Commander (onc) 103
1

Enchantments

Quantity: 2Price: $0.74
Crown of Flames

Enchant creature {R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {R}: Return Crown of Flames to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Crown of Flames (inv) 142
1
Ghitu Firebreathing

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature {R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {R}: Return Ghitu Firebreathing to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Ghitu Firebreathing (tsp) 158
1

Instants

Quantity: 4Price: $7.82
Brightstone Ritual

Add {R} for each Goblin on the battlefield.

Instant
Brightstone Ritual (plst) ONS-191
1
Pulse of the Forge

Pulse of the Forge deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. Then if that player or that planeswalker's controller has more life than you, return Pulse of the Forge to its owner's hand.

Instant
Pulse of the Forge (dst) 66
1
Reiterate

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Reiterate (tsr) 182
1
Stoke the Flames

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Stoke the Flames deals 4 damage to any target.

Instant
Stoke the Flames (mom) 166
1

Lands

Quantity: 37Price: $38.75
Buried Ruin

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Buried Ruin: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land
Buried Ruin (onc) 147
1
Flamekin Village

As Flamekin Village enters the battlefield, you may reveal an Elemental card from your hand. If you don't, Flamekin Village enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Land
Flamekin Village (plst) CM2-251
1
Hanweir Battlements

{T}: Add {C}. {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.

Land
Hanweir Battlements (emn) 204
1
Inventors' Fair

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

Land
Inventors' Fair (plst) KLD-247
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (mom) 280
30
Phyrexia's Core

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You gain 1 life.

Land
Phyrexia's Core (c21) 309
1
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (brc) 196
1
Sequestered Stash

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Sequestered Stash: Mill five cards. Then you may put an artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Land
Sequestered Stash (kld) 248
1

Sorceries

Quantity: 5Price: $332.41
Burn at the Stake

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. Burn at the Stake deals damage to any target equal to three times the number of creatures tapped this way.

Sorcery
Burn at the Stake (avr) 130
1
Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Sorcery
Empty the Warrens (dmr) 118
1
Haze of Rage

Buyback {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Sorcery
Haze of Rage (tsr) 169
1
Trash for Treasure

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Trash for Treasure (2xm) 148
1
Wheel of Fortune

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Sorcery
Wheel of Fortune (3ed) 185
1

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