{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

{T}: Add {∞}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.